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Posted by Amy

This is the wonderful 5v5 tactic our leader explained over vent ^^:
"Ok, this is the plan: Attack as fast as you can because Bscorpion will get dc"
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Posted by Ushamura

I had been wandering around IF untill...

[N00B]: wure iz t xput chntr?

[1337-dud3]: ...Did you try going to first grade? You have to do that first. Then you can...um..(o.o)"..Bye
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Posted by Joshyboy

[Urmom]: Anyone wanna tank ramparts?

[Me]: Sure ill tank urmom.

[other ppl]:lol
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Posted by relaxis

I caught a gnome rogue with no HP at lvl 20, I was level 31. He was dancing for his life.

Me - So little Gnome, what will it be, cake or death?

Gnome - Er...cake?

Me - sorry, we're OUT OF CAKE

Pew pew - dead gnome.

lols all round
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Posted by relaxis

Me - So little gnome, cake or death?

Ally Gnome - Er...cake?

Me - sorry, we're OUT OF CAKE

*Pyroball*

Gnome dies.
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Posted by SonZero Guy

Me: Dont Team with (Rogue X)! He's an anal bead!!
Player1: lol why so did he ninja?
RogueX: LOL told you i was gonna roll - i like wands...i save em in my bank
Me: Exactly - he popped in, popped out and took some shit with him.
Player2: OMFG Gross
Player3: Hes an anal bead...WITH LAZERS *Pew* *Pew!*
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Posted by Asuna

[Guild]Member1: can I come for one boss in Kara i need badgers!

[Guild]Member2: I did't know Kara had a Badger colony...
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Posted by gameover

i sed whats up to this guy and he sed the sky and then i sed yellow is on mondays retard.

there were no lols
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Posted by wtfisthis

[1. General][Tubb]: Im not gay my boyfriend is...
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Posted by Big Al

a nerd walks into a church for a confession. The priest says "I can offer you salvation" and the nerd says "Can i have might or kings instead?"
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