World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Warlock in trade: "Can someone cummon me to Shattrath?"

in trade this happened

"WOW in the past 2 months my Penis grew 4 inches!"

"So its 4 inches now?"

Jingle bells, undead smells, tauren screams and yells, orcs have boobs and trolls are noobs and blood elves are just gay, YAY!

In the General channel of Durotar, players were talking about halloween costumes...

Player A: So what are you guys dressing up as?
Player B: Zombified Abraham Lincoln
Player C: A 1980's serial killer

Me: An investment banker.

Player A: Now THAT's scary!

(lots of lols)

Guildie asked the guild one day

Guldie: How do red neck play wow? really?

Me: Well i think when they where hunting one day, they shot a deer, went to go skin it then gut it, and found the world of warcraft CD's inside of it and was like. 'Hey we have a puter we can put tis on'

Heroism the next male enhancers

In SW one day.

duskwood noob: Hey can you help me in duskwood, there is a dragon here and i cant get away from it, i am stuck shadowmeld.

Me: umm... sorry i cant thats a old school 40 man boss.

Duskwood noob: But your level 70 please help me?

Me: sorry i cant i need atlest 25 poeple for it.

Friend random messages me: Hey there is this retard noob in duskwood asking me to kill the world dragon. lol what a noob.

Me: lmao he is messaging me too!

Random low level: Hey!

Me: Do i know you?

Random low level: Can i have gold? you know your level 70 right? you know your right right? so can i have gold?

level 41 dwarf warrior: Hey.

Me: hello.

level 41 dwarf warrior: Can i have please have 500g for my dream sword!

Is it possible to turn 10 motes of life into a real life?