World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Happened in guild chat late at night

Darkhalo has earned the Achievement [Going Down]

Darkhalo has earned the Achievement [Ultimate Triage]

<Various Guildees> gratz!

Darkhalo: What a great achievement. My dumbass falls off a cliff almost die bandage to save my life and I'm a hero, lol

"its all fun and games till someone gets addicted to world of warcraft"

-Faris Fetyani

Was playing with a level 49 hunter and he needed a Steel Lockbox

Me: why'd u need that?!
Hunter: Wanted to see what it looked like on

NOOBS ON DUEL.

Me (Shaman) and a Rogue ask me to duel.
Accept, we foght and i won.
Rogue: Dude Thats Not fair you healed yoursealf in batle!..
Me: :S
Rogue: lets do it again but this time dont cheat!
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Me (Warlcok) Vs. Mage.
Fear, Shadowbolt, fear, Inmolate, Fear, Shadowbolt + shadowbolt, I recived like 2 fireballs. Mage owned.

P1: LOL.. Mage you lose
Mage: how i will not lose if this guy fear me all the duel?!!
P1: counterspell him
Mage: whats that?
P1 and I: LOLZ!!!

a level 33 ally asking a level 39 ally..

ally1: hey! do you wanna bg?

ally2: BAG? sure!

Running arround in Northwind and i Had to say something

Mercygiver: you should really stop answering stupid noob questions about quests, they can learn for themselves.

LaMuerta:
From the guy named Mercygiver.....Your name is SO not true

I changed my to.. Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined,

On Jubei'Thos in Barrens Chat.

Player 1: how do i make my mount do that special animation thing?..

Me: press spacebear

Barrens chat lols at my reply.

Me: Oops lol, typo

Warlock in trade: "Can someone cummon me to Shattrath?"

in trade this happened

"WOW in the past 2 months my Penis grew 4 inches!"

"So its 4 inches now?"