World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Africa is a pvp server

Blood Furnace, horde

For the burning of your crusade might I suggest useing WotLK it sooths as it cools your buring crusades.

I was hanging around SW when i hear this out of an alleyway.

<Immunebubble>"You make Cardboard look cute."

when i went to find and ask why she was gone.....

Trade: "I just farted so loud my dog left the room, discuss this."

In an old guild, we were all having a pretty mundane convo about gear upgrades in the early morning hours when a guildmate chimes in...

Kegbreaker: I like a good fisting.
[lots of laughter]
Kegbreaker: I meant FIST WEAPONS.
[more laughter]
Kegbreaker: God damn it! Leave me alone. I haven't had my coffee yet.

While asking a lvl 70 warrior to tank an instance:

ME: Can you tank Mana Tombs?
WARRIOR: Sorry, I haven't trained shields yet.

Taurens name:

Taurentino

Guild member: Why is my aimed shot only doing 500 damage?
Other guild member: shooting playdoh arrows?

Mage says in General or was it Trade channel;

"I'm not afraid of anything in WoW, but as soon as I see a Hunter's Mark above my head I know I'm in serious trouble."

Being a girl who plays WoW, i like making fun of those who doubt it.

"I didn't know Tigolbitties played WoW?"