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This category is dedicated to all the funny stuff players stumbled upon in city chats, barrens chat, whispers and mistells.

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Posted by Siggen

In the guildchat:
[level39] Can I borrow 20-80g someone, I need to get mounted
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Posted by killzagor

Had a really wierd talk with a random guy that whisperd me.

[Player1]: heyy
[Player2]: Hello
[Player1]: hows you men?
[Player2]: My men?
[Player1]: yess
[Player2]: What men?
[Player1]: man*
[Player2]: Who are you? :x
[Player1]: umdersyti
[Player1]: undersiti*
[Player2]: You're Undercity?
[Player1]: yes
[Player2]: I'm confused.
[Player1]: ok!
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Posted by Korupt

In hellfire peninsula during a kazzak raid

Player1 - Does anyone else hear kazzak talking??

Me- No its just the voices in your head telling you to kill yourself!

Bunch of LoL's in general
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Posted by Amb

[Random] Can i please get some water?
[Warlock] Do i look like a mage?
[Random] Yes.
[Warlock] IM ON A DREADSTEED! N00B!
[Random] $%#* You!
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Posted by Kellzbellz

Random Person: Can u prot me to Shatt plzz?
Me: Can I what?
Random person: Can you port me to Shatt plz?
Me: Sorry can't do that, I'm bread-spec.. (Cast teleport to shatt)
Random Person: Oh... OK
(me (in guild): WTF?! I can't believe they actualyl bought it!)
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Posted by Skookert

(During the Lunar Festivail)
Friend: What should i get a lunar festivail dress or pant suit?
Me: get a dress. your a girl not Hiliary Clinton
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Posted by Heian

Warrior: Why is there a lvl 70 in northshire?
Me: he is revisiting his childhood...
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Posted by someone

LFG SEX
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Posted by Quorren

(in trade channel)
player 1: "does anyone have any old bags they don't want anymore?"

player 2: "yea........but the marriage isn't over yet."
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Posted by Lionpaw

Player 1: Im selling my gold for money in real life
Player 2: what happend? give all your money to Blizzard too?
Player 1: Yeah haha
Me: haha you F*%*##* loosers, get a job. Get a F*%*##* job.
*player 2 turned out to be my guild leader
in game: you have been kicked out of guild the knights of azeroth
me: awhhh damn.
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