World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

[Guild][Player1]: man on this server the only difference between mobs and players is that mobs dont keyturn
[Guild][Player1]: or well.. that goes for most of them

[2.Trade][Player1]: Looking for 2 random to play 3vs3 arena with
[2.Trade][Player2]: Sounds like a solid team
lots of rofls in the channel

Guild chat

Player1: sorry, my f***ing dad took teh internet :S
PLayer2: I wondered where it had gone!

[1.General] [Someguy:70] This evening a raid of Hordes came to Westfall and Redridge and stole every single cow they could find. We are suspecting that the Taurens have run out of females and are trying to breed even more. Join us in our raid to Horden lands to get our cows back!

player1 whispers: can you help me?
...silence....
player1 whispers: it will take 10 seconds
me: sorry, i got a boyfriend
player1 whispers: .....

Went to Duskwood to get the Kara quest. I've only been to Deadwind Pass once, so I asked in General Chat if someone knew the quick way. Some low level noob says, "By walking". Of course I reply, "I have my Swift Sabre. I don't have to walk like you."

About a minute later he responds, "At least I know where it is."

[Guild] [Eren]: crap fell in the great forge and then screwed up my DS+HS, so managed to heal myself for 5mins for my next DS and then I get a lag spike as I'm about to shield :(

Three horde attacking random alliance lowbies at the Great Lift in Barrens...

Horde 1 : Look at that newb! he just jumped off the cliff and died! (doesn't realize he has autorun on and he's mounted)

Horde 2 and 3 : Dude! watch out!

Horde 1: ah %&@! (as he joins the corpses at the bottom of the lift)

player 1: Omg, I hate those fake gold seller, WTB nigger ignore list...
player 2: reported..
player 1: BIGGER* damn!

Once saw a rogue grinding on some mobs when I was flying (just trained flight form), so I thought i'd RAWRBOMB. Only I misjudged the distance. It ended up with me landing on top of him with 200 hp left. I got owned