World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

on alliance side on my server there's a tailor named "Armani". He sells vanity clothing and bags exclusively, at ridiculous prices. But people buy them anyway because they say [Made by Armani] on them--just like real life

A few days ago lvl70 hunter /w me in Shatrath with this:

"What is kite, how to do that, is it ability, spell????"

A rogue attempting to gank and dancing around. I was thinking I was dead since such low hp as it was (was grinding at the time) switched to defensive stance and got near edge. He fell while dancing. I laughed so long he was able to come back and finish the job. I was camped for an hour by him and a lock, was tottaly worth it.

First time in outlands.
"Hey look! A voidwalker near the edge!" -Charge- "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" -Fall- -Dead-

Seen in the General Chat in Netherstorm
[Some Guy]: Can someone with the key to Arca please come and open the door for us?
[Silence]
.....
[More Silence]
.....
[Some Guy] I'll pay 10g
[Random] Me!
[Random2] I'll do it
[Random3] Me, omw now
[Random4] Coming!

RandomPlayer1: Halp..where can I find "Chucky's Huge Ring"?
RandomPlayer2: Between Chucky's Huge Cheeks?!

i was in a guild with 200 ppl in one called bangme..
this happened in guild chat and i responded

Bangme: Can someone help me, im lost....
Tanavar: Where u 2
Bangme: by the postbox

(you got to read the names aswell as the convo btw)

[player1]: ARE YOU HARRY POTTER FAN? IF SO YOU SHOULD JOIN DUMBLEDORE`S ARMY!!!! pst me
[Dumbledoor]: what?

"Real Life is for ppl who failed in WoW..."

"There is no real life, there’s only afk!"