World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Barrens:

Person1: i hate brrens chat so much. its just gross.
Person2: who here took a shower this morning?
Person3: why are you asking?
Person1: i did. how about you lol? btw, i got laid last night.
Person3: sigh...
Person3 has left the General chat.

Orgrimmar:

Person1: whers the auction house?
Person2: in orgrimmar
Person1: thx
Lots of lol....'s

I got a whisper after getting off the hippogryph from rut'theran to darkshore
[person] how could you control that flying thing?
Me: the hippogryph?
[person] yeah cus u kept on sttopping and sdtuff
Me: lol thats just you lagging

This was in Westfall (though I don't know why)
[Person1] Where can I find Mirror Lake?
[Person2] near hairbrush manor

'DwarfX' flirts with you

"I must be asleep because you are a dream come true. That and I am slightly damp."

[4. LookingForGroup][Player]:looking for someone to take lots of damage and probably get killed to help us kill Stalvan...if you die we will lament about you in song.

"LFG for Sex, Lvl 18+ only" - Random Barrens chat.

"I live life twelve seconds at a time." - Paladin (think shield)

Player1: where can I find plainstriders?
Player2: around the crossroads
player3: omg you are lvl 10 thats way too low for the barrens
player1: oh?
player3: yeah you gotta be lvl 12 you cant do anything right now
player1: I just killed a plainstrider
player3: yeah right
player1: dude you are standing next to me
player3: stfu n00b

Me: anyone up for sunken temple?
Guildy: Yeah me
Guildy2: yarr Im a pirate you sexy mermaid!
Guildy: wtf...
Guildy2: oh @%#! wrong chat