World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Me to a hunter: Where´s your pet?
Hunter: what pet? where do i get it?

Me to another paladin in the group: Ress me please
Paladin: what? paladins cant ress

<soldado trollbane> can u boost me in DM?
<me> your lvl 70 :S
<soldado trollbane> yeah but i need to wank while im doing DM
<me> sounds retarded?
<soldado trollbane> yeah im a retarded kid

<noobb> can you boost me?
<me> if you send me naked pic of your mum.
<noobb> ok but dont send them to other players

<Bertil> Nigger is fucking my mum
<Random Player> I like you.

Raxori - Where can I buy riding skills for epic mount?

Level 68 Warlock

My little brother loves playing WoW...just listen to him in guild chat.

Him: Grr...gtg.
His friend: Okay, what do you do all day?
Him: Wake up, eat breakfast, go on WoW, eat lunch, go on WoW, eat dinner, go on WoW, sleep, repeat.

Add lots of XD's and lol's.

(Dorus guild chat)hoi is better than hello because i said so i am guild master you reatard

(Retman guild chat)hey im leaving this guild ho do i leave?

Some guildies were talking amongst themselves when this happened...

Girl guildie: Yay I have tree form now, I'll cast it now
Me: Wow! Can i have a root?

The teamspeak server went nuts with my response because it was on the instant after she said it.... LOL

Someone posted

"0. Rouges are overpowderd 06/02/2008 10:47:18 AM CEST

then got banned for 3 weeks
Ban Reason Spamming and trolling

http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html;jsessionid=72903158E252C1440F07265A0D8DDC30.app06_01?topicId=4339924078&pageNo;=1&sid;=1