World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Guild Chat:
[Me]: Mate, I know I can get reported.
[Guildie]: Ahuh, sure.

General Chat:
[Me]: Cunt.
[1]: reported.
[2]: reported.
[3]: reported.
[4]: WTB port to Org, paying 2g.!
[4]: WTB port to Org, paying 2g.!
[4]: reported.

In guild chat i ask for help with nooby warrior quest and get this reply...

[Guildy] I would but i'm doing Go'dir.
[Me]S'ok
[Guildy]That came out wrong.
Lots of lols :D

<Mage> God dammit! I can't see this f*(king rogue! Everytime he's owning me.

<Random Person> It's a rogue.

<Mage> So?

<Random Person> They stealth...thats there thing. That's why you can't see him until he's already took half your hp away.

<Mage> .....but thats shit...

On seeing a human rogue at Nagrand.

Warrior in party: Haha, powderless rouge. (Powerless rogue.)

Can't remember what the conversation was about.

<Warrior> /gquit amagad! lmao!

<Me> One of these days your gonna screw that up.

<Warrior> Nah i'm a professional. Watch.

*<Warrior> has left the guild*

Followed by many lols and being on ventrilo as well many laughs.

*<Warrior> has joined the guild*

<Warrior> -_- . Everyone gets one dammit!

<Random Guy> Touch wood my isp have not been dicks for the past month and cut me off during a raid.

*Curator Now Engaged. Have Fun!*

<Random Guy> has gone offline.

Turns out his ISP actually did cut him off over a bill that had been paid but hadn't gone through the system so it was an automated cut off.

I hate dr00ds! every time i go pow pow pow on da kitty he turns into a bear with MOAR hp then jesus. WTF!

While questing in Hellfire with mage.

Random guy: Make me water.
Me: Do I know you?
RG: No but i need water.
Me: Go to HH and buy it....
RG:Just make me some water.
Me: I can't till level 60
RG:oh sry
Friend: rofl

"HowardWhyForMoney"

Polish guild on BL - It's made up after Match Poland vs Austria when Poland lost cause he gave austra 11m shoot in 93 minute.

WTS Wife, slightly used, known to nag. 500g if you take her.