World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

player1: you people should get a life
player2: where does it drop?

player 1: Omg, I hate those fake gold seller, WTB nigger ignore list...
player 2: reported..
player 1: BIGGER* damn!

[2 trade channel]: Looking for high level enchanter to enchant my boobs
[2 trade channel]: * I meant boots..

<Me>(guild chat) didnt you hear guys? they're making it harder to leave guilds, they even put a confirmation box in when you type /gquit.

Someone has left the guild.

[Hordeshaman-Emeriss]: plz help me def tower point

[Chafaile-Kul Tiras]: you said "plz" because its shorter than "please", i say "no" because its shorter than "yes"

"There is no real life, there’s only afk!"

on alliance side on my server there's a tailor named "Armani". He sells vanity clothing and bags exclusively, at ridiculous prices. But people buy them anyway because they say [Made by Armani] on them--just like real life

Friend of mine (a druid): Why dont you create a druid? They rock
Me: I have a female NE druid
Friend: What lvl?
Me: 8 Im too lazy to play with her...
Me: I wish she would play with herself
Friend: erm....
Me: Oh that sounded out so wrong

(i was in Cat form in the inn in dalanaar then a noob comes up to me and asked)

"can i ride on your back, i need a lift to darnassass"

Trade channel, Chromaggus - Alliance


player 1: Stay out of IF, horde are raiding hardcore
player 1: theyre everywhere
-pause-
player 1: wtf, theyre just killing everything
player 2: thats what they do.
player 1: theres like 40 of them just standing around waiting outside the IF bank. why???
plalyer 1: dont they have anything better to do???
player 3: Maybe they want a loan.