World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

(Maclure Vineyards is under attack!)
Player 1: kill billy
Player 2: You can't kill children.
Player 3: What? why can't you touch children?
Player 3: *facepalm* Wait...

*after a particularly lengthy and wierd discussion about how Night Elves mate.*

Guildie1: Look would you guys just shut up
Guildie2: man calm down a little, we were just talkin
Guildie1: well whatever Im going afk for a sex
Guildie1: SEC*
Guildie1: DAMMIT!

[player1]: /who cares
[player1]: 0 players found

From <random dude> Hi mate, would you like to earn a quick coin by ripping my body apart into small particles and reassemblining it in the sanctuary of Shatt?
To <random dude> Rofl, well that's the best "can I have a portal to shatt" I've ever heard

In an old guild, we were all having a pretty mundane convo about gear upgrades in the early morning hours when a guildmate chimes in...

Kegbreaker: I like a good fisting.
[lots of laughter]
Kegbreaker: I meant FIST WEAPONS.
[more laughter]
Kegbreaker: God damn it! Leave me alone. I haven't had my coffee yet.

I'll spend it all on: Elixirs, Nightelves and /dance

In the wetlands:

[Question] "Where can I find a rouge trainer?"

[Response] "I dunno try Avon or Mary Kay."

<noobb> can you boost me?
<me> if you send me naked pic of your mum.
<noobb> ok but dont send them to other players

Kara Raid:-
Tank: Heal me, HEAL ME
(Combat Log)
Shaman:
Heals Totem 5876
Heals Totem 5989
Crit Heal Totem 7245
Raid ended due to wipe

"in whisper" :


Me: hey man hows it going?
Friend: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwdsssssssssssdwe6582923wwwwwwwwwwww
Me: that looked painful
Friend: yeah ... it was