World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

"why do tanks need frost resistance gear, paladins have an aura that increases fr by 70"

Retarded Paladin who also asked during a Maggy run.

"I died, i'll release and run ok?"

I was in an Alterac Valley the other night, and was in the starting area. Normally someone types out some sort of strategy for us to lose by, but someone wrote a rather clever strat. Keep in mind this is in the horde BG chat.

Group 1: go AFK
Group 2: Shout Orders
Group 3: Whine & Complain
Group 4, 5, 6: Fight on the road between SH & SP
Group 7: Fight Wolves
Group 8: Capture Cold Tooth Mines!

After a super long raid we all wante to see how much of our life we have waisted on this game...
Me: Zomg guys ive waiested 51 days on this char
Pkayer 1: 43 for me
Player 2: over 100 for me
Huntard: guys guys guys guess what! The more time you spend playing... the higher that number will get!
Vent: Complete silence, followed by lots of taunting

(While running a low-level guildie through Wailing Caverns.)
Lord Serpentis: "I am the Serpent King, I can do anything."
Friend: "But can HE see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
(Many lols ensue.)

<Hunter> "So, why am I not a member yet? I have contributed so much to the raid...

<Hungarian raid leader> you not so good. when tank has more damage that is bad. you are joke.

*Roar of laughter on vent and many lol's on raid chat*
*Hunter hearths*

A Priest said this after a near-wipe while in our Mauradon group the other day:

"Wait...If I'm healing you people..who's healing me?"

At this time, I had just gotten my mount, a nice white ram, and I was lvling in stv with my friend.

Me: So...I can use my mount to outrun these guys.
Friend: Yah
Me: Then why can I never outrun YOUR mount? It's a pretty little kitty like these dumb panthers and tigers!

Me and my friend were doing the "DOn't Stop now..." quest on the new isle. We had been killing Myrmidons for a very long time, and I still didn't have any keys.

Me - "Hey! I know what is wrong!"
Friend - "Really?"
Me - "Yeah, mind sharing the quest?"

We were raiding Karazhan for fun, and I was on TS with a bunch of friends. After a wipe on some mobs, I notice I am oom.

Me - HEY! Ther nerfed Aspect of the viper! I'm not getting any mana!
A friend on TS - "Try activating it."

God I felt stupid :D

they never find me in the ground
a druid says while run sm