World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Lf tank/heal dps to do heroics all day

<Me>(guild chat) didnt you hear guys? they're making it harder to leave guilds, they even put a confirmation box in when you type /gquit.

Someone has left the guild.

At the opening of an AV, trying to give the idea of a plan:

<Me> Grp 1 - 4 go Galv, Grp 5 go IB, Grp 6 go TP, Grps 7 & 8 head FW and all meet at Drek

<N00b> For what?

<Me> Pancakes and Squaredancing

(lots of LOL and ROFL's)

[Hordeshaman-Emeriss]: plz help me def tower point

[Chafaile-Kul Tiras]: you said "plz" because its shorter than "please", i say "no" because its shorter than "yes"

Me (Warlock 70) in Arathi Highlands
Pally(34) Starts talking to me:

Pally:Hey,can you make me some food

Me:I'm a 'Lock, not a mage

Pally: Oh ok then..Can you conjure up some water then?

Me: >.< I'm a WARLOCK YOU MORON!

Pally: Jeez calm down..Then can you just make me a portal back to Silvermoon?

Me:-.-(Casts Curse of Doom)I'M NOT A FUCKING MAGE YOU IDIOT.

Pally: WTF NOOB, your an ass!

PALLY DROPS DEAD(Obv didn't realise..COD)

ME:/w pally STFU! Thought you were supposed to be a tank o.0

A noob rogue (level 19) on DM needed the staff..

Mage: OMFG!! you ninja!!!!

Noob Rogue: NO! im not a ninja in a rogue!!

lol :P

Guildie: i wish i could have sex with outland...then id get free stuff

Apparently, my nickname had been attracting attention in every group I joined. Well, it was made for the fun in it.

Guildie: Hey, that guy in our group figured out your name.
Me (in group): Anna Loral! Call me Anna!

(Guy named "Dontpokeme" standing in front of Scryer Bank)

player 1 pokes Dontpokeme, Hey!

player 2 pokes Dontpokeme, Hey!

help!i have fallen and can't...... hey nicee carpet