World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Raid member: How long does Gruul's Lair take?

Raid leader: 10 beers.

After we wiped in BRD, we noticed our main tank (Warrior) wasn't using a shield and his HP was going down something silly. When asked about after the 2nd wipe he said

"Shields are for noobs*

[i]Healadin asks for lead to invite some guildies,
after the Nth wipe at heroic Murmur.[/i]

Skarr: Sorry, guess this is not happening.
[i]You are no longer part of this groups instance.[/i]
Me: Wtf, man!!
[i]Skarr is ignoring you.
(I whispered his guild master, and explained.
He then invites me back, while Skarr is gone.
Skarr then whispers me.)[/i]
Skarr: Sorry about that, I was an ass.
Skarr: Can I join your guild?

[i]I lol'ed, but the moron was still ignoring me.[/i]

First time we were on our way to Mother Shahraz:


[Raid leader:] Oh! AOE-pack to the left... and one to the right!

[Enhance Shammy:] Lets pull them together and have a pool party!

Ah, Alliance trade chat...

Player1: Shattrath is cool!
Player2: /who player1
Player3: Your lvl five and in ironforge, NOT shattrath.
Player1: Yes I am!
*Player1 has gone offline*
Player1: That was my alt.

"why do tanks need frost resistance gear, paladins have an aura that increases fr by 70"

Retarded Paladin who also asked during a Maggy run.

"I died, i'll release and run ok?"

I was in an Alterac Valley the other night, and was in the starting area. Normally someone types out some sort of strategy for us to lose by, but someone wrote a rather clever strat. Keep in mind this is in the horde BG chat.

Group 1: go AFK
Group 2: Shout Orders
Group 3: Whine & Complain
Group 4, 5, 6: Fight on the road between SH & SP
Group 7: Fight Wolves
Group 8: Capture Cold Tooth Mines!

After a super long raid we all wante to see how much of our life we have waisted on this game...
Me: Zomg guys ive waiested 51 days on this char
Pkayer 1: 43 for me
Player 2: over 100 for me
Huntard: guys guys guys guess what! The more time you spend playing... the higher that number will get!
Vent: Complete silence, followed by lots of taunting

(While running a low-level guildie through Wailing Caverns.)
Lord Serpentis: "I am the Serpent King, I can do anything."
Friend: "But can HE see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"
(Many lols ensue.)

<Hunter> "So, why am I not a member yet? I have contributed so much to the raid...

<Hungarian raid leader> you not so good. when tank has more damage that is bad. you are joke.

*Roar of laughter on vent and many lol's on raid chat*
*Hunter hearths*