World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

Me: Dont Team with (Rogue X)! He's an anal bead!!
Player1: lol why so did he ninja?
RogueX: LOL told you i was gonna roll - i like wands...i save em in my bank
Me: Exactly - he popped in, popped out and took some shit with him.
Player2: OMFG Gross
Player3: Hes an anal bead...WITH LAZERS *Pew* *Pew!*

[Guild]Member1: can I come for one boss in Kara i need badgers!

[Guild]Member2: I did't know Kara had a Badger colony...

i sed whats up to this guy and he sed the sky and then i sed yellow is on mondays retard.

there were no lols

[1. General][Tubb]: Im not gay my boyfriend is...

a nerd walks into a church for a confession. The priest says "I can offer you salvation" and the nerd says "Can i have might or kings instead?"

From <random dude> Hi mate, would you like to earn a quick coin by ripping my body apart into small particles and reassemblining it in the sanctuary of Shatt?
To <random dude> Rofl, well that's the best "can I have a portal to shatt" I've ever heard

Kara Raid:-
Tank: Heal me, HEAL ME
(Combat Log)
Shaman:
Heals Totem 5876
Heals Totem 5989
Crit Heal Totem 7245
Raid ended due to wipe

In AV chat, Alliance side.

Player 1: "Sometimes I can take 6 hordies all by myself."

Player 2: "Sometimes I grow wings and fly to Africa."

Me to a warrior: Are you a tank?
Warrior: Yes im fury, but i can wear a shield...

Random Player in the LFG: Need RESTO paladin