World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

My character, Scarlet, gets whispered all the time for boosts in Scarlet monastary, or asked why a lvl 70 is in there (/who Scarlet)

the best being
<player> Hey can you boost men in SM Cath?
<me> Sorry I only boost women
<player> Damn I am man!

the lols were heard all over the server.

In an AV match,

Player 1: start getting up

Player 2: too late
Player 2: they recalled
Player 2: DB lost

Player 3: SHUT UP AND HELP

Player 2: I just died upthere u MORON

Player 3: so? get back and die again

Final Boss in Kara Prince everyone is tired and exhausted.
<Tank> Hunter pull
<Hunter> Um ok
*Hunter runs up to prince and auto-shots*
<Tank> Wtf r u doing?
<Healer> Now i know why they are called huntards
<Tank> /sigh

Q:What do u call a pally in Starwars?

A:Hearthvader

In some random AV battleground a few weeks ago....

(Random Alliance Player): Yells: BRB CAT ON FIRE!

Me, undead rogue:

"Wow! How exciting, that's the best day of my death!"

Doing a pug on TK, currently on High Astromancer Solarian.[Raid][Player1]: lets go..
[To][Thanoob]:just move away from raid when you get wrath ok?
[From][Thanoob]:yeye i got it omg
*2 minutes later*
10 screaming shouting "RUN OUT" on ventrilo.
Raid wipes
[Raid][Thanoob]: omg noob group

When doing Sunwell, someone asked to do the twin Sisters:

Raid leader: Okay, what next?
Player1: I want sisters.
Me: You should ask you parents about that lol
Player1: Im 34!

Followed by Lol's and lmao's

<Me> Man i cant believe your name hasn't been changed.
<Lubbadabagina> Ya i know man they even made Tigolbitties change but now me.

The next day.

<Me> Who the hell is tharyn?

<Tharyn> They made me change my name...

One day on Arch the main tank dies and arch starts spamming finger of death. First he target s a rogue. A vent conversation follows.

<Raid Leader> What happened there guys?

<Rogue> Arch fingered my ass*in background you hear his mother shout "WHAT?!"

many laughs followed.