World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

<Buyer>: Hi, can I buy your Spellcloth-cooldown?
<Seller>: Sorry, it's on cooldown. But I do have 2x you can buy.
<Buyer>: How much?
<Seller>: 110g
<Buyer>: 100g..
<Seller>: This is where I say 105g, right?
<Buyer>: Yes, let's meet in Shattrath.

Friend: WTF! Why when I do /who Shadow Labs, it says 0 people?! That can't be right!

Me: ...because the name of the instance is "Shadow Labyrinth."

Friend: XD Well, I feel like an idiot.

Hunter after an Arena game gone bad:

How can I WIN, If PALADIN alway use DIVIN Protection or Blesting Protection when he nearly die or his party nearly die too. If in ARENA let PALADIN use these SKILLS.How can WIN if any teams that no PALADIN in team. Please GM should care for this problem.
I think that ( DIVIN Protection and Bleasting Protection ) should ban for ARENA.

Me: PLX BAN STUPID PALADAN, HE ALVAJS SILD!!!

followed by some loling :)

Player1: Damn flying mounts ruin PvP...Seriously, every player needs to have a lasso to bring them down.
Player 2: I like how you think.

<Player 1> Looking for rogue to open my gf's chastity belt.
<Me> If you learn alchemy [Jack Daniels] she'll open it for you

This is the wonderful 5v5 tactic our leader explained over vent ^^:
"Ok, this is the plan: Attack as fast as you can because Bscorpion will get dc"

I had been wandering around IF untill...

[N00B]: wure iz t xput chntr?

[1337-dud3]: ...Did you try going to first grade? You have to do that first. Then you can...um..(o.o)"..Bye

[Urmom]: Anyone wanna tank ramparts?

[Me]: Sure ill tank urmom.

[other ppl]:lol

I caught a gnome rogue with no HP at lvl 20, I was level 31. He was dancing for his life.

Me - So little Gnome, what will it be, cake or death?

Gnome - Er...cake?

Me - sorry, we're OUT OF CAKE

Pew pew - dead gnome.

lols all round

Me - So little gnome, cake or death?

Ally Gnome - Er...cake?

Me - sorry, we're OUT OF CAKE

*Pyroball*

Gnome dies.