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There cant be a raid without a single amusing situation. Here you will find those hilarious raids and parties chats!

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Posted by Alammaner

Well the best one i have been with is the onyxia countdown i did with crimson fellas basicly it was like.

Dethos: Start the countdown Slappy
Me: 10, 9, 8, 6, 7, 8, uhmmm...... %%#* THAT...

Thanks to that crap we whiped -.- .
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Posted by Alisingeng

After a major whipe

MT: Im back, what did I miss?
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Posted by Renard

Just about to finish off killing Onxyia on a drunken friday night raid:

Player A: how do people keep pulling aggro?
MT:
Player A: huh wtf!
MT: zzzzzzz_____zzzzzz
Raid: 'fits of laughter as we realise that the tank has fallen asleep with the push to talk on, and he is snoring like a 500lb gorilla!'
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Posted by Caingiad

Doing Emeriss with a sort-of random raid.
Raid leader explains the tactic, and then performs a vote:

"Press no if you understood the tactic"

a bit later on...

Raid Warning: We have 11 retards!
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Posted by Thaingern

I'm pretty sure everyone who has ever been in MC hears a voice before he goes to sleep at night....

'LOOT THE DOG!!'
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Posted by Eomingiath

After 10sec: "MT1 has died!"
Raid: "WTF!?"
After 20sec: "MT2 has died"
Raid: "wtf is going on?"
After 30sec: "MT3 has died"
Raid: "¤#&%¤&#%"

Warrior chat:
MT1: Did you guys remember your cloaks?
MT2: Nope
MT3: Kinda forgot
MT1: Yeeh, me too..
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Posted by Alosrien

<priest> bypasses the raid and falls off the bridge at golemag

me: Did <insert priest> just DC?
RL: No I'm playing him on another account, why?
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Posted by Fasnierd

RL: "Why didnt you switched to the other tank?!"
Healer: "1st got 2 crits in a row so I stayed to heal him up"
1st tank: "I wasnt critted since last week..."
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Posted by Rosloleth

"Gah only empty bottles around! Sorry I cant raid like that"
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Posted by Eesach

*very loud cracking sound on vent*
*silence*
"Oh @#@@ my chair just broke, brb gotta get a new chair"
*insane laughs on vent*

The question is how you manage to hold your push to talk key while your chair breaks when you are sitting on it, but this guy managed.
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