World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

We were getting loads of ready checks per pull, about 10 or so in my previous guild. We was all getting tired, and a few of us losing focus, then suddenly we hear yelling.

"Taste the flames of Sulfuron!"

Wipe...

RL: "Who the %^$£ was that?!"
Fellow Mage: "Uh... sorry, my bad. Thought it was the final ready check!"

-=Progressing on Nefarian phase 1=-

Someone was slacking and we saw a whipe incoming.

On teamspeak:

Dude ! Wake up, c'mon ur wiping us!
-Yeah damn wake up!
--Arghhh...
---Jezus
*taunting continues*

*silence*


*loud noises*
Hey guys, sorry I just had an emergency. I set my carpet on fire with my sig and I had to choose between my house and a wipe.

2/3 ppl on TS: Hahaha...Damn, get your priorities sorted who cares about the carpet.

On gluth, one of the kiting paladins:

"Kiting is so fun, you never know when your gonna die"

"Can you actually aggro him from this bri...HOLY %!#*!"

RL: "Even groups here, uneven here"
Nub: "Which way is here?"

Well the best one i have been with is the onyxia countdown i did with crimson fellas basicly it was like.

Dethos: Start the countdown Slappy
Me: 10, 9, 8, 6, 7, 8, uhmmm...... %%#* THAT...

Thanks to that crap we whiped -.- .

After a major whipe

MT: Im back, what did I miss?

Just about to finish off killing Onxyia on a drunken friday night raid:

Player A: how do people keep pulling aggro?
MT:
Player A: huh wtf!
MT: zzzzzzz_____zzzzzz
Raid: 'fits of laughter as we realise that the tank has fallen asleep with the push to talk on, and he is snoring like a 500lb gorilla!'

Doing Emeriss with a sort-of random raid.
Raid leader explains the tactic, and then performs a vote:

"Press no if you understood the tactic"

a bit later on...

Raid Warning: We have 11 retards!

I'm pretty sure everyone who has ever been in MC hears a voice before he goes to sleep at night....

'LOOT THE DOG!!'