World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

[Raid]<The only lvl 60 druid on the server>: Brb need sauna
[Raid]<Agressive Gm>: You cant be serious?
40 minutes and many wipes later
[Raid]<Same druid>: Back
[Raid]<Same Gm>: Wtf?
[Raid]<Random officer>: Where were you?
[Raid]<Same druid>: i told u i was in sauna
[Raid]<Others>: rofl
[Officer]<Random Officer>: Well we cant kick him cus there are like no other druids

First run ever to MC, killing Luci.

[Randomhealer]: Maintank, you are too far away.
[Maintank]: Get closer then, ffs!

On a raid in my old guild (can't remember if it was ZG or MC or something similar), our MT dies and people begin to become "frightened" on VT. Our RL then says on VT:

"Don't panic, OT take over...
Ok, the OT is dead, go panic.."

At twins:

Raid leader: "why in the ¤#"# did the tank die?"
Priest: "his health points reached zero...."

Fonzey: "Can I tank Gole today?"
RL: "Sure"
Raid Member 1: "lol go for it"
MT: "yeah"

....
*you gain sprint* *stealth fades from you* *you gain evasion*

Fonzey Dies

...


RL: "You motherf***er"

After an unexpected wipe..

"That was no wipe. That was a tactical retreat."

"DoT Onyxia or the kitten gets it"

Hunter Channel:
CL: June left, Me right
me:right!
cl: no left
me: right!
cl: no left!
me: left; right.
cl: oO

"Its only acceptable to tab out to watch porn"

Our server was severely %**%ed up, 2000 ms. We were fighting Firemaw.

At 50% our MT disconnected, but didn't leave the game completely.

"Hold DPS, I'm logging back in."


Hilarious to hear that on ventrilo