World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Geddon: "[TheBomb] whispers: got any spare sywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddaaaaaddd"

We had a priest with us on a trial run in MC, and for some reason he wasn't on TS.
Reaching ragnaros raidleader says on TS: "Someone tell [priest] that if he talks to domo, we will bomb his country"

In MC:

"%%#%, Lava Burgers incoming!!" He meant Lava Surgers.

"No one important died."

Just after rezzing up: "look at all the skellies here, some noobs must have wiped here before us!"

[Raid]<The only lvl 60 druid on the server>: Brb need sauna
[Raid]<Agressive Gm>: You cant be serious?
40 minutes and many wipes later
[Raid]<Same druid>: Back
[Raid]<Same Gm>: Wtf?
[Raid]<Random officer>: Where were you?
[Raid]<Same druid>: i told u i was in sauna
[Raid]<Others>: rofl
[Officer]<Random Officer>: Well we cant kick him cus there are like no other druids

First run ever to MC, killing Luci.

[Randomhealer]: Maintank, you are too far away.
[Maintank]: Get closer then, ffs!

On a raid in my old guild (can't remember if it was ZG or MC or something similar), our MT dies and people begin to become "frightened" on VT. Our RL then says on VT:

"Don't panic, OT take over...
Ok, the OT is dead, go panic.."

At twins:

Raid leader: "why in the ¤#"# did the tank die?"
Priest: "his health points reached zero...."

Fonzey: "Can I tank Gole today?"
RL: "Sure"
Raid Member 1: "lol go for it"
MT: "yeah"

....
*you gain sprint* *stealth fades from you* *you gain evasion*

Fonzey Dies

...


RL: "You motherf***er"