World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Teaching a new Warrior how to tank Venoxis:

Me: 'See, now just keep walking around the fire like that and you'll do fine.'
Tank: 'OK sounds easy enough.'
Me: 'Oh and mind the gap.'
Tank: 'Gap?'
*Tank promptly falls off the cliff - TS turns into white noise*

Nearing the end of the Mando fight in ZG and it's the last fight of the night so the DPS warriors pop Recklessness/Death Wish:

DPS Warr 1: 'Wow nice - 4k Execute!'
***Main tank DPS Warr 1 has died!***
DPS Warr 1: 'Son of a...'
DPS Warr 2: 'Hahaha he f***ing one hit you man, oh my god. Hey cool 4k Execute.'
***Main tank DPS Warr 2 has died!***
DPS Warr 2: 'Son of a...'

Just starting off the raid with me as RL, Priest class leader /w me:

Priest: 'What boss are we taking today?'
Me: 'That'd be Hakkar.'
Priest: 'Who's that?'
Me: 'You know - big snake, wings, whispers you with threats of imminent doom.'
Priest: 'Isn't that Jin'do?'
Me: 'I know all you see is healthbars but surely you should be paying more attention than that?'
Priest appears to be sobering up.
Me: '...Well that explains a lot.'
Priest cries on your shoulder
Priest: 'I have a problem, ok?!'

Same guy, AQ20 trash pulls he gains aggro, fails to Fade, and gets wtfpwned:

Me: 'What happened to Fade?'
Priest: 'Well somehow I thought putting it next to the Psychic Scream button would be a good idea'
Me: 'Ah, how's the working out for you?'
Priest: 'I think the results speak for themselves.'

RL: "Cmon, we gain nothing from this try, reset it.."
Me: "Uh? Can you reset Flamegor?"
RL: "Yeah, just wipe..."

At Onyxia.
RL: Odd groups to the left, even groups to the right?
Person 1: What are the odd groups
Person 2: 1 2 3 5 7
Person 3: Err..2 isn't and odd number. Those were the prime numbers
Person 2: OK, prime numbers to left :P

Geddon: "[TheBomb] whispers: got any spare sywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwddaaaaaddd"

We had a priest with us on a trial run in MC, and for some reason he wasn't on TS.
Reaching ragnaros raidleader says on TS: "Someone tell [priest] that if he talks to domo, we will bomb his country"

In MC:

"%%#%, Lava Burgers incoming!!" He meant Lava Surgers.

"No one important died."

Just after rezzing up: "look at all the skellies here, some noobs must have wiped here before us!"