World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

<Alterac valley>

Warrior: "bless me you twat" (to a paladin)
Paladin: "you're a special person"

<UBRS with a pug and the epic sword drops. All pass apart from a paladin that rolls need:>

Raid: "omg wtf..your a ninja!
Paladin:......
Raid: say something you p£$k
Paladin: "sorry...my cat jumped on the keyboard"

Vaelastrasz

3 Protection tanks
2 Dps tanks with fr gear for emergency

Tank 1 goes in, gets BA, Transition works flawlessly
*Tank 1 has died*

{The following scene took place within ~5 sec}

Tank 2 goes in, dies, RL:"Oook %@**, now heal..."
*Tank 2 has died*
RL:"Wtf fast hea..."
*Tank 3 has died*
RL:"Oh cmon..."
*Tank 4 has died*
RL:"/sigh"
*Tank 5 has died*

On a Firemaw encounter I'm tanking and firemaw is down to around 20% health, the kill was going so smooth - while watching my health hardly ever going anywhere critical range..

I happened to say on ventrilo " Awesome healing gu..." with 100% health.

** Tank Lacrima has died **

Of course it was funny. What's funnier is, next firemaw kill...he is down to 3% and again on vent, me : "Sod it, I'll say it, as nothing will happen, amazing heal..."

** Tank Lacrima has died **

regen between gargoyle packs in Naxx.
MT starts to charge
"TO HELL with tactics! Let's IMPROVISE!"

best wipe ever

Teaching a new Warrior how to tank Venoxis:

Me: 'See, now just keep walking around the fire like that and you'll do fine.'
Tank: 'OK sounds easy enough.'
Me: 'Oh and mind the gap.'
Tank: 'Gap?'
*Tank promptly falls off the cliff - TS turns into white noise*

Nearing the end of the Mando fight in ZG and it's the last fight of the night so the DPS warriors pop Recklessness/Death Wish:

DPS Warr 1: 'Wow nice - 4k Execute!'
***Main tank DPS Warr 1 has died!***
DPS Warr 1: 'Son of a...'
DPS Warr 2: 'Hahaha he f***ing one hit you man, oh my god. Hey cool 4k Execute.'
***Main tank DPS Warr 2 has died!***
DPS Warr 2: 'Son of a...'

Just starting off the raid with me as RL, Priest class leader /w me:

Priest: 'What boss are we taking today?'
Me: 'That'd be Hakkar.'
Priest: 'Who's that?'
Me: 'You know - big snake, wings, whispers you with threats of imminent doom.'
Priest: 'Isn't that Jin'do?'
Me: 'I know all you see is healthbars but surely you should be paying more attention than that?'
Priest appears to be sobering up.
Me: '...Well that explains a lot.'
Priest cries on your shoulder
Priest: 'I have a problem, ok?!'

Same guy, AQ20 trash pulls he gains aggro, fails to Fade, and gets wtfpwned:

Me: 'What happened to Fade?'
Priest: 'Well somehow I thought putting it next to the Psychic Scream button would be a good idea'
Me: 'Ah, how's the working out for you?'
Priest: 'I think the results speak for themselves.'

RL: "Cmon, we gain nothing from this try, reset it.."
Me: "Uh? Can you reset Flamegor?"
RL: "Yeah, just wipe..."

At Onyxia.
RL: Odd groups to the left, even groups to the right?
Person 1: What are the odd groups
Person 2: 1 2 3 5 7
Person 3: Err..2 isn't and odd number. Those were the prime numbers
Person 2: OK, prime numbers to left :P