World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

"OOM dos NOT mean im out of monsters and i want more"

on my 47 rogue while helping a friend with a Q my friend says (after 1 hr of the Q)
"hold on a minute we only need 12 of these things!!"

Onyxia. One guy is spamming people with Deviate delights. We readycheck. Just before the pull a voice on Vent goes "Remember guys: Ninjas left, pirates right!"

comes from one of our healers who pretty much shrikes this as soon as anything looks remotely like hitting him.

Healer: Omg not the face!

*Hellrezer is the bomb!*

[Yell][Hellrezer]: JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

<Alterac valley>

Warrior: "bless me you twat" (to a paladin)
Paladin: "you're a special person"

<UBRS with a pug and the epic sword drops. All pass apart from a paladin that rolls need:>

Raid: "omg wtf..your a ninja!
Paladin:......
Raid: say something you p£$k
Paladin: "sorry...my cat jumped on the keyboard"

Vaelastrasz

3 Protection tanks
2 Dps tanks with fr gear for emergency

Tank 1 goes in, gets BA, Transition works flawlessly
*Tank 1 has died*

{The following scene took place within ~5 sec}

Tank 2 goes in, dies, RL:"Oook %@**, now heal..."
*Tank 2 has died*
RL:"Wtf fast hea..."
*Tank 3 has died*
RL:"Oh cmon..."
*Tank 4 has died*
RL:"/sigh"
*Tank 5 has died*

On a Firemaw encounter I'm tanking and firemaw is down to around 20% health, the kill was going so smooth - while watching my health hardly ever going anywhere critical range..

I happened to say on ventrilo " Awesome healing gu..." with 100% health.

** Tank Lacrima has died **

Of course it was funny. What's funnier is, next firemaw kill...he is down to 3% and again on vent, me : "Sod it, I'll say it, as nothing will happen, amazing heal..."

** Tank Lacrima has died **

regen between gargoyle packs in Naxx.
MT starts to charge
"TO HELL with tactics! Let's IMPROVISE!"

best wipe ever