World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Stolen from Elitist Jerks, "Why is that chicken heading towards Loatheb?"

We're at the Twin Emperors. One of my warlock friends stands ready at Emperor Vek'lor to pull him down into position. So our maintank runs up to Vek'Nilash and aggros him, but nothing happens on the other side. Vek'lor ignores our warlock and starts randomly shooting shadowbolts around himself. Shortly afterwards I recieve a message from my warlock friend:

"Well yeah I thought of tha11114444422wwwwaaaaaas333333444444444"

After killing a core hound in MC:
"Loot the hound."
"Loot it."
"Someone, loot the damn hound."
"Ok, this is not funny anymore, loot the fcking hound!"
"IF YOU DO NOT LOOT THE FCKING HOUND IN 5 SECONDS, I -WILL- FIND YOU, GIVE YOU -DKP, GKICK YOU AND THEN REROLL ALLIANCE AND GANK YOU OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU QUIT!"

RL & MT at Razorgore:

"Give me a condom totem cause I'm gonna *#!* him up!"

"A wipe on a molten giant, and you call yourselves level60?"

"Pfff, if you don't start playing well now. There'll be no guild in the morning!"

one of our locks in ZG dies.."whoops slipped on some snakesh!t"

*looting process after encounter*' Aaaaaaaaannnnd.....more frost resistance!'

"Raid Warning: 2 people missing on vent, if i find who u are i will ##**ing kill you"

"Think that deserves a spot in your top 100 of crappy pulls , Fade"