World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

There's no-one in our group called FFS to heal, sorry.

First nefarian kill on horde side.
Guild leader on vent: I have tears in my eyes.
officer on vent: Cry more noob!

<me>" /w RL: Can i kill myself??
<RL> /w me: Yes, just wait for 30 minutes and you will see
<me>: /w RL: huh?!?
30 minutes later...
<RL> Okay, where going Ony...
So we down Ony and then RL says:
<RL> all who want to leave click portals and the ones who want to see <me> kill herself stay here and watch her through the whelp cave...
<RL> /w me: And you WILL keep your armor on and if so you will get +20 DKP, else...
First thought: 'F*ck'
Was with my rogue...prep / cb spec ftw, popped sprint ,evasion, preparation, sprint again and i made it!!!
Quickly clicked the portal and lots of ' lol' on vent
10 seconds later:
<Me> why is our <RL> dead??
<RL> My mouse got stuck and i was %!*%d by whelps...

[Raid] [Bozeto]: Dont worry guys, i can keep Dagek up on my own.
***TANK DAGEK HAS DIED***

this is when we had mc on farm and had to mkae thing intressting
me"RL u gona die this fight"
RL"dont bet on it"
i cast MF on baron geddon - turns to spam
me"RL where are u?"
RL"NOOO DONT!!"
RL dies
vent is jsut LOL
i cast combat rez on RL
i cast innverate on me
i cast MF on baron geddon - turns to spam
me"gess what?"
RL"what?"
vent turns to loling again
RL"FFS that gona cost me loads!"

Stolen from Elitist Jerks, "Why is that chicken heading towards Loatheb?"

We're at the Twin Emperors. One of my warlock friends stands ready at Emperor Vek'lor to pull him down into position. So our maintank runs up to Vek'Nilash and aggros him, but nothing happens on the other side. Vek'lor ignores our warlock and starts randomly shooting shadowbolts around himself. Shortly afterwards I recieve a message from my warlock friend:

"Well yeah I thought of tha11114444422wwwwaaaaaas333333444444444"

After killing a core hound in MC:
"Loot the hound."
"Loot it."
"Someone, loot the damn hound."
"Ok, this is not funny anymore, loot the fcking hound!"
"IF YOU DO NOT LOOT THE FCKING HOUND IN 5 SECONDS, I -WILL- FIND YOU, GIVE YOU -DKP, GKICK YOU AND THEN REROLL ALLIANCE AND GANK YOU OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU QUIT!"

RL & MT at Razorgore:

"Give me a condom totem cause I'm gonna *#!* him up!"

"A wipe on a molten giant, and you call yourselves level60?"