World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Aq40 raid, fankriss killed, drops [Ancient Qiraji Ripper]

RL: [Ancient Qiraji Ripper] start bids
Rogue1: 40
Rogue2: 50
....
Rogue2 receives loot: [Ancient Qiraji Ripper]

*rogue1 starts to swear like crazy on TS*

Fact: rogue1 had rogue2 in his ignore list so he couldn't see his higher bid! :

"We can easily skip this thrash, just hug the wall"
2 mins later
"Err...the other wall"

Pulling Grobbulus...First of all ppl were kinda crumpy (especially th RL), cause we had quite a few wipes on that night due to disconnects...at that time ppl had these wands (from halloween event?), that transformed ppl into something cool...Our RL/MT was doing the normal countdown before the pull at ventrilo...

RL: "3...2...1...GOGOGO"

RL: "Mitä v*ttua en voi tehdä mitään", translation "what the f*ck, I cant do anything"

RL: "V'ttu mä oon whispi", translation "F'CK I'm a whisp" - Someone had used a wand to him and transformed him into a whisp, just before the pull. :>

Raid: HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

RL: Lots of cursing and threats to the person who did this prank. - never found out who it was :>

BWL raid in summer 2006. We had a random hunter with us, who was buying Dragonstalker or something.

That random hunter was afk for some time, but we didnt think it was relevant at the time and started clearing the supression room.

After we cleared our way to the first corner and were drinking etc...suddenly shi_t loads of whelps start coming with the random hunter in between. The funny part is the whisper from him:

Random Hunter whispers: "en pullannu!", translation "It wasnt me!"

02:45, everyone wanted to go to sleep 4 hours ago, 6th wipe at kt (multishoot phase1), four hours before reset, raidleader in a tired and muffled voice on vent:
"I'm not in a good mood now, since my mic broke i've had this stupid speaker taped to my head for 6 hours and it's starting to get extremly unconfortable so can you be a bit serious PLEASE.".

There's no-one in our group called FFS to heal, sorry.

First nefarian kill on horde side.
Guild leader on vent: I have tears in my eyes.
officer on vent: Cry more noob!

<me>" /w RL: Can i kill myself??
<RL> /w me: Yes, just wait for 30 minutes and you will see
<me>: /w RL: huh?!?
30 minutes later...
<RL> Okay, where going Ony...
So we down Ony and then RL says:
<RL> all who want to leave click portals and the ones who want to see <me> kill herself stay here and watch her through the whelp cave...
<RL> /w me: And you WILL keep your armor on and if so you will get +20 DKP, else...
First thought: 'F*ck'
Was with my rogue...prep / cb spec ftw, popped sprint ,evasion, preparation, sprint again and i made it!!!
Quickly clicked the portal and lots of ' lol' on vent
10 seconds later:
<Me> why is our <RL> dead??
<RL> My mouse got stuck and i was %!*%d by whelps...

[Raid] [Bozeto]: Dont worry guys, i can keep Dagek up on my own.
***TANK DAGEK HAS DIED***

this is when we had mc on farm and had to mkae thing intressting
me"RL u gona die this fight"
RL"dont bet on it"
i cast MF on baron geddon - turns to spam
me"RL where are u?"
RL"NOOO DONT!!"
RL dies
vent is jsut LOL
i cast combat rez on RL
i cast innverate on me
i cast MF on baron geddon - turns to spam
me"gess what?"
RL"what?"
vent turns to loling again
RL"FFS that gona cost me loads!"