World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

"Real Life is for ppl who failed in WoW..."

"There is no real life, there’s only afk!"

[Azoth]: I think Azoth may be gaining a bit too much weight, i jumped off a ledge, hit the buttom and disconnected :/

Trade: LF guild that makes karazan! im BM hunter with skillz that killz

I've only just rolled my Priest. But, already i've found the old classic! ;

Random Rogue : Buff...
Me : Pie..
Random Rogue : No buff, you cant buff?!
Me : Of course i can buff, if you ask politely and dont stand and watch me die then demand a buff
Random Rogue : noob mage
Me : yeah....
*you are being ignored by random rogue*

In AV:

Horde are rushing towards us, me and some random rogue are standing next to each other watching the red horror incoming, the rogue was ofc stealthed.

Rogue: Please put a missdirection trap there.
Me: Uhm sorry?
Rogue: Missdirection trap you noob, so when they come here the horde attacks it!
Me: I am sorry but I don't have such a trap....
Rogue: PUT trap you noob ffs!!11!

random someone: You are moonkin?
me: today yep!
random someone: that's like a mage, right?
me: Depends, I do caster dps
Random someone: Well, if you are like a mage, could you make me some water pls

I'm druid and random warrior tells me: Dude why do you tank in leather gear, and could you pls equip a 1-hander and shield so you will take less damage ..

Quoting Basseralle:
"Is east right?"

Me : Hi, wanna come Uldaman ?

Rogue: Tank or dps ?