World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Me 17 level warrior, "Booster" 23 level warrior. Area: Hillsbrad
He is supposed to kill spiders and stuff so i get easy exp. After a couple of mobs this dialog happens:

Warrior: HEAL ME
Me:lol, with what?
Warrior: NOOB
Me:Im a warrior dude i can't heal
Warrior: NO, your a hunter!
NOOB
Me: Hunters cant heal either noob
Warrior:OPS, dont saw SRY
Warrior: i meant Durid

-mage has been afk for some time-

Joncoletrane - MAGEMAN GET BACK TO THE COMPUTER OR GET OUT OF THE RAID.

Mageman - Sorry guys, I just got hit by lightning. It went thru my headphones but i'm ok.

-vent explodes into noise-
5 minutes later

Glasskannon - HEY MAGEMAN! LOOK OUT!
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Mageman has left the raid
Guild: Fuck you guys
Mageman has quit the guild.

I'll never forget that night.

lvl 70 tank in kara : why does the off tank have def rating?
:offtank: you have got to be sh**ing me!
70 tank:no im totally serious i used it for awhile and it didnt do anything

Mage: Why is the priest in combat?
Warlock: lol fel guard took long way!
....My bad..sorry zerga

I was doing a 5 man with a PUG group and i was asked to get my pet to OT. I had bad experiences doing this so I asked the healer to put some heals on him . It was normal ramparts and the healer and me were 70. He said alright and we did the next pull and my pet got no heals, and died. SO I was like wtf, and he said oh I didn't see his health bar, I'll heal him this time. Same thing happens again, and I see that he's doing it on purpose....
So I'm like i'll fix him. I put misdirection on him and multi shot a group of creeps and the healer died. After he died I said oh I thought you were the tank.
Well he got the message and started putting some heals onto my pet

Hay, im a belf lock and i got this.

You have been removed from the party.
W to partyleader: eh?
W to me: You not fucking healing!!!!
W to partyleader: -.- im a lock
You are been ignored.

the timer ticked and on the last few seconds i get a reinvite... But i already got hearthed to Org >.<
W to me: Sorry i thought locks could heal

I was playing on my Paladin, and I was Prot spec. I see the message "LF1M Tank zf", so I ask to join, and I get invited by the group leader, a Rogue.

Me: Hey guys!
Rogue: Hey!
Priest: i'm the healer!
Me: Ok, good to know :P
Priest: lol why we need another healer?
Rogue: We don't. What'dya mean?
Priest: kick the pala, we dont need another healer
Me: That's alright, I'm Prot spec, I'm tanking
Priest: lol wut?
Rogue: Yeah, he's tanking
Priest: lol
Priest has left the party.

W from Priest: lol naab prot is for noobs
W to Priest: Actually, Paladins make perfectly fine tanks... I mean, it could use some imporvement, but for an instance such as ZF, it's totally fine.
W from Priest: ****ing n00b
W to Priest: Now that was a bit unnecessary, don't you think?
Priest is ignoring you

[player1] yells: Knock knock!
Black Guard Sentry yells: Who dares disturb our master?

player1: Player3! Stop smoking! :)
player2: it will kill you
player1: And corpsecamp

from bg:
"STOP FISHING FFS"