World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Gatewatcher Iron-Hand yells: You have approximately five seconds to live.
Morlden: 1
Morlden: 2
Morlden: 3
Morlden: 4
Morlden: 5
Morlden: he was wrong
Morlden has died

While explaining the boss "The Lurker Below":

[RaidMemeber1]: This is my first time on this boss, could someone explain please?
[RaidMember2]: Of course! When Lurker does his Spout type in /lol and press Release

In SSC regarding warlock healthstones

RL: We got any locks with small stones in the raid?
Warlock1: I have small stones
Warlock2: Wao! Takes a real man to admit that!

In AV capping a graveyard:
"Hey guys should we be assholes and take it from behind?"
".....you would want to do that wouldn't you"

MT forgot his chat open

Archimonde yells: Manach sheek-thrish!
MT: 44a44
Archimonde yells: All creation will be devoured!
MT: 44454445454
Archimonde yells: Manach sheek-thrish!
MT: 4445545545534
Archimonde yells: No, it cannot be! Nooo!

Me 17 level warrior, "Booster" 23 level warrior. Area: Hillsbrad
He is supposed to kill spiders and stuff so i get easy exp. After a couple of mobs this dialog happens:

Warrior: HEAL ME
Me:lol, with what?
Warrior: NOOB
Me:Im a warrior dude i can't heal
Warrior: NO, your a hunter!
NOOB
Me: Hunters cant heal either noob
Warrior:OPS, dont saw SRY
Warrior: i meant Durid

-mage has been afk for some time-

Joncoletrane - MAGEMAN GET BACK TO THE COMPUTER OR GET OUT OF THE RAID.

Mageman - Sorry guys, I just got hit by lightning. It went thru my headphones but i'm ok.

-vent explodes into noise-
5 minutes later

Glasskannon - HEY MAGEMAN! LOOK OUT!
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Mageman has left the raid
Guild: Fuck you guys
Mageman has quit the guild.

I'll never forget that night.

lvl 70 tank in kara : why does the off tank have def rating?
:offtank: you have got to be sh**ing me!
70 tank:no im totally serious i used it for awhile and it didnt do anything

Mage: Why is the priest in combat?
Warlock: lol fel guard took long way!
....My bad..sorry zerga

I was doing a 5 man with a PUG group and i was asked to get my pet to OT. I had bad experiences doing this so I asked the healer to put some heals on him . It was normal ramparts and the healer and me were 70. He said alright and we did the next pull and my pet got no heals, and died. SO I was like wtf, and he said oh I didn't see his health bar, I'll heal him this time. Same thing happens again, and I see that he's doing it on purpose....
So I'm like i'll fix him. I put misdirection on him and multi shot a group of creeps and the healer died. After he died I said oh I thought you were the tank.
Well he got the message and started putting some heals onto my pet