World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

It's fun when this happens:
"[Friend]: Have you seen any hordies lately?
To [Friend]: Not for a long tiwwwwwwwdawda5422www52wwwwwadadwasss"

Barrens chat one day:

Player1: I'm from Canada
...
Player2: I'm from US
...
Player3: Viva Mexico
...
Troll4: I'm from Durotar. What are these other dung holes you noobs are babbling about?

a group of of 3-4 RL friends are all in my guild. They usually are all in a party together and use /party, but sometimes weird stuff slips threw /guild.

[Player1]: Are you doing maras tonight?
[Player2]: I dont know. if we get enough people
[Player1]: Jeff said he would i think
[Player3]: long story short i kissed Dan's girlfriend last night
[Player1]: ...
[Player2]: wtf..?
[Player3]: whoopsie.... ignore that please

I step off the zeppelin in GG
Orc: Buff
Me: ...
Orc: BUFF!!
Me: No. Say it properly.
Orc: Buff plz!!!!!!!!
Me: Use proper English!
Orc: OMFG I REPORT YOU AS GRIEFER!!!!

*after a particularly lengthy and wierd discussion about how Night Elves mate.*

Guildie1: Look would you guys just shut up
Guildie2: man calm down a little, we were just talkin
Guildie1: well whatever Im going afk for a sex
Guildie1: SEC*
Guildie1: DAMMIT!

Player1: lvl 21 warrior lfg for DM, pst.
Player2: ?????/
Player3: really? Dire Maul?
Player2: HOLY *DELETED* GET TEH *DELETED* OUT DMAN NOOB U DONT KNOW TEH FRIST THING ABT RADING ONXYIA
Player2: I'm pretty sure onyxia is in MC...
Player3: STFU!!
Player1: i meant deadmines...

catching a Zep from Ogrimmar:
Lvl 5 char: Where does this go?
Me: Undead city
Lvl 5: Oh god NOOOOOOOO!
*Jumps off edge into water*
Lvl 5 (Whisper): Hey what's this fatigue bar?
*20 seconds later*
Lvl 5: Oh I see.

Barrens Chat (Of course):

Person1: I just spent the last 4 hours lvling my skinning.
Person2: I don't know how you can do that.
Person1: I used to be addicted to mining, I'd stay up until the early hours of the morning looking for one more vein
Person2: lol
Person1: What?... Oh ****
Person3: Yeah I did Peacebloom for a while.
Person2: Man you should try liferoot, it's so much better.

I started a Warrior alt the other day, killing the kobolds behind nortshire abbey. Then i get this whisper from a lvl 3 priest:

priest: "wtf? you have speed hack???????"
me: "umm... eh? oh yeah, it's called 'Charge'"
priest: "......"
priest: "could you plx send it to me :D:D"

Person1: lfm healer rfc!
Person2: and why are you in mulgore doing this?
Person3: 15 tauren priest lfg rfc
Person1: haha! wanna come person3?
no response....