World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

RL: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET IN FRONT OF THE HIM.
Rogue: "Rogues do it from behind"

1 shotted Kael with 4 people left alive, and only one person to rezz, after rejoicing in vent for about 5 minutes and everyone waiting for a rezz.. someone called out:
"Dude you gunna rezz us?"
Only rezzer alive: "Oh uh, Im not spec'd for rezz"

While farming Black Dragonscales in Burning Steppes...

Me: How many blacks you got now?
Healer: 6
Me; Lol I just thought of us as plantation owners
Me: That's bad
Healer: /screenshot

This took place immediatley after a Hydross wipe when we were learning him. A new pally tank to the guild asked this.

"Hey, whats this 10% durability loss, is that because I died?"

WSG HWL Premade (pre x-realm)

Premade vs Premade 10th or 15th minute of game score 0-0

[Rail] Player 1: what's going on capture the damn flag !
[Raid] Player 2: COMON
[Raid] Frail : CANT, FUCKING BLIZZARD LAGGING, FUCK YOU BLIZZARD !
[Raid] Blizzard : Fuck You Frail !
[Raid] Player 1: wtf ?
[Raid] Player 2 : hehehehehe
....

Used to group with a warlock from Australia.. and his accent was hilarious when he said Doom gaurds...so me and a buddy for a week straight was like..
"Nathan...what are those things called that you summon..Demon Gaurds?"
"No Doom Gaurds you shiela.."
"How do you summon them?"
"Well the doom gaurds .."

Anyways.. got him to say doom gaurds 546 times that week...
"So Nathan..explain.."
"No!"
"We were seeing how many times you said Doom Gaurd.."
"Ahh i thought americans were just slow learners"

Deadmines Group.

Im running my IRL friend through and some BoE gloves drop with the Taskmaster.

Me: Sweet..BoE gloves...billy you want?
Billy: Yeah..I want the Galants and the Taxmaster..why do they call it the Taxmaster..i never understood..er..sh*t.
Me: Yes..the GALANTS are all yours..and the Tax master.
Billy: Just give me my Galants and the axe!
Me: Gauntlets...
Billy: What? were not talking about car's here i just am going to Need the gloves..
Me: (Rofling so hard)

After carefully positioning himself in Molten core, our maintank proudly announces, for gods sake people, dont worry I wont pull Garr....

Shoots at the patrolling corehound, runs back.

Vent explodes as garr comes charging up the slope.

when running BRD a while back i told the party to hug the wall to skip a group of mobs then i see
"Player hugs you"

raidMember: buff hunter 1's dik!(pet)
hunter 1 girlfriend: it really needs a buff rofl...
raid: LOL