World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

[Party][Guildmate]: Anyone noticed your weapons are bugged?
[Party][Guildmate]: hahahaha
[Party][Guildmate]: oh yea... drakzuls dropping wf...
[Party][Retzak]: it's not a bug, it's lack of brainpower

Me: Stealth inside with cat form
Him: Can't
Me: Why not??
Him: I don't have cat form
Me: Why not????
Him: I'm Resto

Dead Mines run (Not Stormreaver)

preTBC , in BWL, at vael.

[player1] Ok now we are going in the next room, carefull about a possible bosspull here, is very tiny in there and the dragon is frikkin big
[player2] Ah rite, so how did they squeeze that dragon in the tiny room again?
[player1] Mmmm ur right that makes no sence at all, this game is so unrealistic
[player3] He has a human form too u know
[player1] Shut it, i know what im talking about here, its a bug and it will be patched!

In Heroic Slavepens at the Lobster Boss:

Druid: Spam heals on me when I start bleeding!
Warlock: Oh, that time of the month again?

After a wipe at ZF in Tanaris, somebody said:

"Man, I think those mobs levelled, even heard one say 'Gratz!!!'"

MC raid, inside instance:

Some funny mage (!) yells:
- "Summoning <player>! Please assist!" - and casts portal to IF.

Then half of the raid group is nice and helpful and clicks "summoning" portal, ending in IF temple. :) Good thing that mage used portal to IF and not Darnassus :)

Ready to take on some thrash mobs in MC..

[Raidleader]: Ok, maintank ready?
[Maintank]: What? Oh. One sec, gonna have a quickie with me girlfriend then.

In UBRS at the arena part. Lord Invicidius (spelling?) yells: Inconcievable.

/raid [Tollin]: I dont think that word means what he thinks it means?
/raid [player 1]: My name is domingo montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!

-- Entering Athari basin - as Alliance --
Raid Leader: Group 1 to Mine, Groups 2 and 3 to mill, and 1 person take the stables and go to mine, you <insert name> do the stables.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: hey I'm dead up here at the mill alone, and the horde have the mill, mine, blacksmiths and farm!... new plan kill them at the stables, and group 1 GO TO MINE, GROUP 2 GO TO MILL, and 3 people hold stables, while 1 person sneek all the way to the farm to spread the horde out.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: What the *DELETED*? You're all at the stables again in a zerg fest for the flag, spread out, the next 5 people who spawn mount up together and go to the mine... then all those at the stables go to the mill.
<3 minutes later>
Raid Leader: Okay new plan you all *DELETED* about running up and down up and down and let the horde kill you in ones and twos. As they are in packs of 10.
<3 mintues later>
Raid Leader: Oh FFS
Raid Leader left the Raid Group.
Raid Leader left the battle.
Player1: OMG the chicken left, we have no plan! We're going to loose now.
PlayerX has joined the battle.
"The horde have 1800 resources and is close to victory."
PlayerX: Oh FFS I've queued up for an hour for this *DELETED*t!

As a priest, the single word "heal" said in a party by n00bs invoke endless emotions of shaking fists and images of broken legs. Everytime somebody says it when they are *only* at 60% health, I wanna break something