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There cant be a raid without a single amusing situation. Here you will find those hilarious raids and parties chats!

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Posted by Camerd

during a raid

Warlock: wanking for a bit now... too much aggro
Warlock: f**k
Warlock: wanding*
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Posted by Famniasol

Underbog Colossus in Serpentshrine Cavern are fun mobs!
Player1: HAHAHAHA!! IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
*Player1 dies
Player1: nvm
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Posted by Lyamniasol

After a boss fight:
[Raid Warning][RL]: Break 15 mins, repair, make a tea, drink a vodka, etc
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Posted by Fesnech

During a BT raid in Supremus' area
[G][Player1]: knock knock
[G][Player1]: hmm
[G][Player2]: Who's there?
[G][Player3]: come in
[G][Player1]: i dont know any good Knock knock jokes that involve Doomwalker
[G][Player2]: let me try it
[G][Player2]: knock knock
[G][Player1]: who's there?
[G][Player2]: Donut
[G][Player1]: Donut who?
[G][Player2]: Donut Proceed. You will be eliminated
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Posted by Naniem

Was doing heroic shadowlabs and we had just pulled the boss, I was close to a wall on my UD rogue fell through the wall died went ghost. Looked on my map and my body was in the middle of ironforge
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Posted by Feretor

Me and my friends (Mage and SP) join a Mech grp with a Resto Druid and Tank.

<Tank>: So...who's tanking?
*Pause*
<Me>: My pet dude...
<Tank> Ok let me get my DPS armor out.
<Mage> Omg...
<Tank> Ok send him in.
Your group has been disbanded.
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Posted by Feingat

I once had a WSG raid leader tell me "You are the worst priest ever". I chose to take that as a compliment...since I was playing my Lock.

Dress does NOT = Healing. k?
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Posted by Frasal

Yesterday I was in a guild run of Heroic Slave Pens on my 70 enhancement shammy, with 1 prot warrior, 2 boomkins, 1 holy/disc priest and myself, we had some trouble on the double fear / charm mob pulls up that ramp area before Quaggy and we wiped. So I use my Ankh as per the usual and I start off by going to res the priest, and I'm talking away at them and suddenly my screen blacks out and turns into a loading screen. And I'm like "wtf?", as I suddenly hear laughter on vent, I realize I clicked astral recall somehow and hearthed back to shatt instead of ressing anyone
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Posted by Corny

After few weeks if wiping on Twins our MT get really pssed and write a ticket to GM: Why are all healers in my guild so retarded...
Replay from GM : Working as intended.
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Posted by Mcknives

BoW or BoK?
Nah, Shadowlab plz!
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