World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

[2 trade channel]: Looking for high level enchanter to enchant my boobs
[2 trade channel]: * I meant boots..

Nivana: How long are you?
Q: 22"
Nivana: hmm ?

lvl 35: nice gear
me: thanx
lvl 35: Fine and lovely lady can I have some gold?

"in whisper" :


Me: hey man hows it going?
Friend: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwdsssssssssssdwe6582923wwwwwwwwwwww
Me: that looked painful
Friend: yeah ... it was

This guy ran up to me in the middle of the Commons in IF and started talking in /say to me.

[<Nameless>] says: hi
[Scor] says: Hi... if you're talking to me.
[<Nameless>] says: ya
[<Nameless>] says: can u port me to darn plz? i dont have any g
[Scor] says: Sorry, I'm not in Ironforge.
[<Nameless>] says: wut do u mean ur not in if?
[Scor] says: You can't tell, but I'm actually on the gryphon on my way to BWL.
[<Nameless>] says: ok sry
[Scor] says: It's okay. It happens all the time. Here, take some water.

[level 40 player]:"Why do you have a Black war tiger?"

[Rogue]: "So I can sneak up on people at night."

[player1]: Everyone I've ever been with has enjoyed the taste of their own sexual fluids. So this will be a change for me.
[player2]: uhhhh
[player1]: And that my friend is the most awkward miss tell in internet history... congrats.
[player2]: ROFL

[lvl 28]: Hey, can you rez me plz?
[Me (lvl 70 lock)]: Sorry, I haven't trained it yet.
[vl 28]: Damn

[player1]: WTB arcennecrystal
[player1]: WTB arcaneber
[player1]: WTB arcane ar
[player2]: WTS keyboard

New lvl 1 Dwarf comes up to me with nothing but a loin cloth on:

Dwarf: "Hey, can I follow you around?"
I was still new too. Lvl 7, I think.
Me: "Dude, you're naked"
Dwarf: "Huh, I am not. Oh wait, yes I am."
Me: "Why?"
Dwarf: "Darn Humans!! I got drunk with a couple of those guys last night, and I woke up under a tree, naked. Last time I drink with Humans! That Dwarf ale is something wicked! I don't remember a thing. Maybe that's a good thing. "

This guy kept following me around saying stupid, sometimes funny, things.
Like, "I use to hang around with another Warlock. He got tired of me for some reason though. Hey.....wait up!!!!"