World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

this was in a failed attempt to pug Kara

[Priest] says: anyone has water?
[Shaman] says: ask the mages, they will give you
[Priest] says: anyone has mages?

My friend was in mc and the guild he was trying out for was at domo.. they were joking and said Sap domo not
thinking he would.. long story short he never got in the guild..

Then he was doing Mc another time i told him to stealth to domo and talk to him after they killed him..
jokeing around.. well rag likes to throw fire... thro walls...

Q: Why aint you on TS?
Pytha: could be
Pytha: but i dont have enough mussles to pick up my headset.
Pytha: thats how it is to be a hardcore gamer nowadays.
Q: LMAO

*Skeel has gone offline.
*You feel normal.

[me to friend]: "sup?"

[friend]: IM GOING TO %%*%ING HUNT YOU DOWN AND BREAK YOUR NECK,%%@! DOWN YOUR SPINAL COLUMN, AND SERVE YOUR TESTICALS SO SMALL HAIRY ANIMALS WHO HAVE NO TEETH.

[me]: well...thats nice

[friend]: oh %%@!, whats up man? haha

[me]: i am, after what you just said about my testicals

[friend]: yeah...mistell...

[Warlock#1]: my void is going to tank a dog, Warlock#2 can you chain fear another dog?

[Warlock#2]: I dont have that yet.

[Warlock#1]: fear?

[Warlock#2]: chainfear

Loatheb, a raid fully potted with thousands of gold and several hours of pots and world buffs, and me typing something in chat, not knowing i didn't pull up the little box to type in.

I typed my blink hotkey...

[player1]: Man i no u didn't drop totems back there but can u drop FR totem for the last guy?

[player2]: Uh, I'm a druid man, shamans use totems.

[player1]: oh...can you drop fire resist totem then?

[player2]: *sigh* left it in the bank

We had that funny warlock in my ex guild, who would never give healthstone without forcing you to do something stupid. Now picture a full raid, which is about to start the MC clearing. all of a sudden the silence in ventt is broken by a singing guy:

"If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever
friendship never ends"

We were kinda "WTF?!" when that singing guy said:
"You happy, Frontier? Now give me the f*cking healthstone!!!!"

Frontier = funny warlock

once in nagrand i was questing and 3 druids fall around me instantly dieing so i guess a group of friends tried to rawrbomb together and really geeked up