World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

New server, ppl still learning MC, we were going about our bussiness clearing lava packs to get to our first Harbinger atempt.

Sudenly we hear a yell kinda muffled on vent (a if shout by someone away from the mic), In a female voice with the most redneck accent I ever heard.

"GET OFF DA DAMN COMPUTER AND GIVE ME SEX!!!"


Our puller: "Afk 1 min, emergency."

Before dungeon:
- let me warn u, i have a cold so i cud sneeze at life-or-death momets
- sounds like: "i got small !@#$%, so ill ninja all blue items" ;)

average guild conversation
creepist:sorry guys gotta go tend 4 my baby brother
me:i love babys
grayhair:i love babys
kaiz:i EAT babys
*long pause*
me:er... what
kaiz:yeah their nice with a nice duck sauce
everyone:......................

@Mob while running away during a bad pull: Don't daze me, bro!

[CL]: "Dude, we're glad you were with us on last night's raid and all, but... erm, after the raid... you've GOT to turn your mic off when you're having sex with your girlfriend."

[To CL]: "(long pause)... ah, @#$%."

Ummm, did somebody just wand Vael?

[Party] [Tank]: Okay gonna pull
[Party] [Healer]: brb
You die

A hunter named his pet "trolls" and let it die to Nefarian on purpose. Nefarian had this line he yelled if something died, in this case it was "Worthless trolls. Your friends will follow you soon."

One paladin on vael wipe:
DS+HS

"SHEEP"
"he's poly'd"
"SHEEP"
"For god sake, it's poly'd"
"THAT'S TURTLE"