World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

friend and i whisper
friend: so i was pvping a priest
me: cool
Friend: yeah it was fun... until another priest came
me: yeah?
friend: yeah... they mind controled me into a camp of mobs.... over and over...
me:roflmao
friend: yeah... kinda lost it's fun
me: nub

Player1: Rogue wanna run me and my brother through?
Me: sure, but we have to break the raid and make a party
Player1: ok
*i run out and hide under bridge in stealth*
[G]me: Screw that they were annoying
[W]friend: dude they were in the guild
[W]me: ...$%@@
[G]me: those horde we pvped were annoying, player1 after repair i will help
[W]friend1: lmfao, nice cover
[W]me: well... hope they buy it
[G]player1: I got a 70 to help, thought you changed mind when you ran off
[w]me: YES, THEY BOUGHT IT!

Guild Member 1: Is there any area that will give me SW rep?

Guild Member 2: SW

Guildmate 1: It's really weird questing at this level. No one is ten levels higher than the mobs to help battle through...
Guildmate 1: <likes being on top>
Me: LOL
Guildmate 1: I like being on top.. OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
Me: *click* Too late.
Guildmate 1: Fine.. You know what? I do like being on top. So hah!

Me (OOC): Woo! I'm 60% faster!
Me (OOC): O.O
Me: (OOC): Scratch that, I didn't say that.
Guildmate 1 (OOC): LOL
Guildmate 2 (OOC): ... XD!!!!
Guildmate 1: Not five minutes pass since she announces she's faster and BAM, she gets a mount.

Me: So what is everyone up to?
Guildmate 1: I'm going for a LOOOOOONG ride.
Guildmate 2 (OOC): uh-oh, mind went to gutter.
Me: Where to?
Guildmate 1: Winterspring.
Guildmate 3 (OOC): LOL

In BG's Alliance side of Arathi Basin, some squishy Mage says

"I don't get it, they really want me DEAD!".

A rogue replies,

"Yea, you probably show up as a red name on their screen."

in alterac valley

/e inborzz has reported you "Away From Keyboard" if your not "Away From Keyboard" type /afk help to get off the afk list

[bg][player1]: lol:P
[player2] whispers: why did you report me ?
to [player2]: ohh.. sorry thought you were afk, type /afk help to get off the afk list
[player2] whispers: oke thanks
[player2] whispers: what did i type again?
to [player2]:/afk help

you have left the raid group

[BG] <someretard>:Dont let all those afk'ers get away with it. All type "/afk list" and report them all!

[BG] <you>:/afk list

You are now AFK: list
*loading zone*

<friend1> Hey could you help run my alt?
<friend2> Yeah! I need a run as well if you don't mind.
(talking about primal life)
<me> sure no problem! just let me farm a life first