World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

I'll spend it all on: Elixirs, Nightelves and /dance

warlock: any one have any god macros for me?
reply: /i'm a warlock so i win!

Guy: Terons gonna blow me!

Me: You know irl sex gives much more satisfaction than imaginary sex

Guy2: You ever tried either?

Guildchat: (yes, the typos are correct)

[Guildmember1]: I R BEAUTIFUL
[Guildmember2]: IN EVERY SIGNLE WAY
[Guildmember3]: THE WOOOOOOOOORDS CANT BRING ME DOOOOOOOWN
[Guildmember4]: OMGGGGGGG
[Guildmember4]: STFU
[Guildmember3]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Guildmember5]: BALLS
[Guildmember1]: No need to get all emotional now, Guildmember 4
[Me]: Why don't you fruitcakes go sandwich somewhere else?

*silence*

[Random guy in AV]
wwwwwwwwwww www3123
[Random guy has died]

(Some lvl 70 warlock) W: Where do i buy soulshards?

When you're in Terokkar look behind you,

Cause that's where a mage is gonna be.

[Fellow hunter] Remember, there is a difference between kneeling down and bending over!
[Me] One leaves a bad taste in your mouth, and the other is a pain in the ass?

A guildie told us he had broken his headphones, and was asking what ones to buy:

Guildie: I heard Icemat are good.
Me: I thought Icemat only made mousemats?
Guildie: No, they're into audio stuff as well.
Me: Oh, so... They're like headphones made out of glass?

Comment was followed by a few lol's :)

AB chat

me: i like drink chicks
me: um... mt