World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

the joker NPC in the worlds end tavern in Shat one day...
"...can i get a buff? im dieing here!"

<Teague>, Paladin casts Blessing of Sanctuary

Just completed a quest:

A Little Slime Goes a Long Way completed
Neura has earned the achievement Ambassador of the Alliance!
You are now Exalted with the Gnomeregan Exiles
You have now earned the title 'Ambassador Neura'


A little slime surely did go a long way!

The concubines (aka whores) in Karazhan sometimes say "They fall asleep after...me? I fall asleep during"

and

"Can you believe he wanted his imp to join? Actually it wasn't that bad"

ever noticed in UC in trade quarter that the bat handler and his assistant are called Michael and Peter Garrett? hmmm

There's an auctioneer in Booty Bay called O'Reely, and another in UC called Yarly.

"O rly? ..Ya rly!"

gettit?

From a quest in nagrand:

You must search the dung for the digested remnants of the Nagrand caracoli. From this bean I am able to make a tablet that will aid you in your battle against the restless forces of nature.

Warrior Trainer in IF: A Palidan that thinks he is a warrior, ha!

I'm a Warlock , dressed like a t5 mage with void hat , i was on my warlock mount.

"Guy": Can u please make Telport to Darnasus?
"Me": Sure just give me a few sec i will make a mage ...
"Guy": OK
5 min later
"Guy": Did u made this mage for teleport !? I pay 2 g

I rofled so much ...

I talk to the Master Blacksmith NPC in Shattrah

Her: A strong weapon is no good if you dont live long enough to wield it, shaman.

Me: /cry

Goblin in ungoro named Shizzle

new flight master in rebelcamp named nizzle

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