World of Warcraft General Chat Quotes

this is how it goes if a noob asks me something =P
i forget the name

[noob] says: .... how come my name is blue and your name is green?

[me (Ha-zul'jin)] says: because you touch yourself at night...

soon after that i see him ask in general chat
[noob] says: how to you ignore someone?


i roflmao'ed

Guild chat:

Guildie: Anyone know where the rogue trainer is in Org?

Me: No, but I'm a hugs and kisses trainer. : )

Guildie: Good skills to have! xoxoxo, training costed like 150 gold. You're expensive.. dirty whore.

On a vent channel:

Me: Well when I get back from Europe I'm still going to be about lvl. 53.

Guild Leader: Don't worry, player 1 and I will be around to grind you out to 60....wait, that didn't sound right.

(Note: I'm a girl).

Like every level 5 does, is look for people who offer gold for you to sign there guild carter. I was a level 5 noob, so this is what happened:
[Subwayz] SIN MY GUILD CHARTER!!!!!1!!! 10 GOLLD!!!1!!!!
[Subwayz] Lvl 1 Warrior - Elwyn Forrest
[Me] Sure ill sign.
[Subwayz] K MEET ME IN GOLD SHIRE
[walks to goldshire, meets the Subwayz person, and looks at charter]
Guild Name: I Raped An 8 Yr Old

[me] -_- your a sick mofo.

roflmao :]

This was in ClanChat,

Me: Yay I just finished my second lvl 70! =D
Player: haha I got 5!
me: O'rly?
Player: yes. :D
me: Are you sure?
Player: uhm yes.. wtf?
me: NO WAY!
Player: yes i have! I wouldnt lie!
me: Can't be!
Player: dude I'm not a liar! :/

omg lol xD

(Maclure Vineyards is under attack!)
Player 1: kill billy
Player 2: You can't kill children.
Player 3: What? why can't you touch children?
Player 3: *facepalm* Wait...

[lvl 2 says to lvl 70 warlock]: YES! LVL 2!

[warlock]:wow...only 68 more to go.

(player one 33 pally} wanna do Graveyard?
(feral druid) sure shoot invite
(player one 33 pally} what spec are you?
feral druid) feral
(player one 33 pally} okay, could you heal for us though?
feral druid giggles for abit...
(player one 33 pally} uhhhhhhh. never mind i'll heal

Mathilde: "Have anybody seen "Ironman"?

Edwind: "Is that a new boss?"

[Treecle] Where can I get [Lucky Charms]s?

[Player 1] safeway

[Player 2] save on foods

[Me] Get em' only for a $1.99 at: Wal-Mart Always Low Prices!!!

[Treecle] I guess i didn't really expect to get a serious answer.