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This category is dedicated to all the funny stuff players stumbled upon in city chats, barrens chat, whispers and mistells.

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Posted by Bastilla

Nothing says "Mortal" like "I just threw my mace forty yards and THROUGH YOUR CHEST!"
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Posted by darkpaw

(i was in Cat form in the inn in dalanaar then a noob comes up to me and asked)

"can i ride on your back, i need a lift to darnassass"
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Posted by Ozlem

The Sepulcher is now your home.

LocalDefense: Sepulcher is under attack!
LocalDefense: Sepulcher is under attack!
LocalDefense: Sepulcher is under attack!

Me: ZOMG >.< Worst Timing EVER I just made this my home.
Player 1: lol!
Player 2: ahahaha
Player 3: Suck in lol

:( I got the same response for 4 others. >.< I hate my new home!
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Posted by Ozlem

[Barrens Chat]

Player 1: Why did the chicken cross the rood?
Player 2: rood???
Player 3: to get the hell away from barrens chat.
Player 1: Oh snap I spelt road wrong.
Player 3: ...
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Posted by Eltanos

Player 1: "What lvl do rogues get blind?"
Player 2: "Usually around the age of 80, 85, unless they have an accident of some sort."
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Posted by Valador

horde rouge in SW bank: GET DOWN, THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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Posted by Valador

player1:Don't samp the chat!
player2:I'm not spamming
Me: You heard the man don't samp! it's wery rude to samp
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Posted by chaosman666

Person 1: "Agggh I just got raped by a rogue"
Person 1: "I feel dirty"
Person 2: "lol"
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Posted by chaosman666

"anyone cam make Thorium Widget?
"ye i can"
"what ya need for it?"
"[Thorium Widget]"
"lol"
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Posted by Ozlem

Player 1: ummm… there is three LVL??? Alliance on the wharf.

Player 2: Leave them. They’re probably just heading over to Booty Bay.

Player 3: ZOMG WAT THEY UP 2? I C THEM. I H8 ALLIES. ALLIES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alliance player: Well hell…

LOCAL DEFENCE: Ratchet is under attack!
LOCAL DEFENCE: Ratchet is under attack!
LOCAL DEFENCE: Ratchet is under attack!
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