World of Warcraft Funny Raid Quotes

Guildie1(Has a VERY Deep voice): (*Explaining a fight over vent)
Guildie2: Hold on one sec, i needa disconnect my subwoofer

conversation between 3 random guys in EOTS

1: 13 people at MT don't you guys have a map?
2: Where can i buy one?
1: WTF NOOB OMFG!!!
3: Don't feed the troll >.>
1: ??????
2: PROFIT
1: wtf are you guys talking about
2: DO A BARRELROLL!!!!
1: ignored!!!
2: rly?
1: CANT HEAR YOU LOL
2: -.-"
3: -.-"

Player1: I might be able to stay for 1 more attempt.

Player1: As long as I don't pull mom aggro.

Player2: Shield slam her.

[Raid Leader]Guys don't die at encapsulate! If you have problems running out, get speed enchant... if you still have problems, get AR...
[Random Raid Member]If you want to move forward, press "W"

Kara-run with some guildies and we were standing outside waiting for the tank to get ready for a summon and I got this whisper.

Rogue: "Hello man, would you come and heal for the guild <>, we are on prince?"

Me: "Hey man, I'm no man, neither a healer, but thanks for the thought ;)"


I was on my hunter.
I told my raidgroup about it and all except the priest had been asked.

Ok, so we were doing a late night karazhan.

Just as we were clearing the two first Skeletal Ushers on our way to the Opera event our retri paladin suddently, after 3-4 minutes of silence breaks out :

Paladin: Shit, brb guyz sorry lol, need some soap.

Quickly followed by a storm of tired people laughing. We never knew why he needed that soap.

This was when I was going through my first dungeon, deadmines at level 13, with my friend.

Me: This must be pretty easy for you.
Friend: Yep.
Me: Well then, I'm getting BC.
Friend: Why would you want BC at level 13?
Me: So you can bring me to outland.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother will cry if I don't.
Friend: I can see him doing that.

My brother once ran around on his character killing horde people, until he met my troll, and started crying in real life, and in the game.

Warlock in a PUG with my Hunter-

Warlock-"Hunters are so OP seriously. You just need to press a 1 button macro to be WIN, warlocks are more complex then people think"

Me-"Dude you aggro'd the mob"

Warlock- "11111111111111111"

Warlock- "Damnit"

Warlock D/C's

Me- "I guess he thought he was playing his hunter."

Manages to save us from a wipe in Heroic SV by using multi trapping and kiting:

Paladin: What the hell are you doing?
Me: ???
Paladin: Hunters are supposed to suck!

We were working our way up to the opera event in Kara chitchatting in raid chat about some of the upcoming changes in 2.4.

<Priest>: Yeah, I can't wait to try the new Prayer of Meading.

<Rogue>: Prayer of Meading: it's good for what ales you...