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There cant be a raid without a single amusing situation. Here you will find those hilarious raids and parties chats!

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Posted by Auruky

A Priest said this after a near-wipe while in our Mauradon group the other day:

"Wait...If I'm healing you people..who's healing me?"
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Posted by mewchime

At this time, I had just gotten my mount, a nice white ram, and I was lvling in stv with my friend.

Me: So...I can use my mount to outrun these guys.
Friend: Yah
Me: Then why can I never outrun YOUR mount? It's a pretty little kitty like these dumb panthers and tigers!
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Posted by Kihaishii

Me and my friend were doing the "DOn't Stop now..." quest on the new isle. We had been killing Myrmidons for a very long time, and I still didn't have any keys.

Me - "Hey! I know what is wrong!"
Friend - "Really?"
Me - "Yeah, mind sharing the quest?"
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Posted by Kiwi

We were raiding Karazhan for fun, and I was on TS with a bunch of friends. After a wipe on some mobs, I notice I am oom.

Me - HEY! Ther nerfed Aspect of the viper! I'm not getting any mana!
A friend on TS - "Try activating it."

God I felt stupid :D
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Posted by candain

they never find me in the ground
a druid says while run sm
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Posted by Ramo

On ventrilo during a hyjal raid.

<Female Player> Oh great my boyfriend just came back with his friends, i'm in my pyjamas, my hairs a mess and i'm wearing no make up.

<Male Player> (In a serious tone) I hate it when that happens.

*loads of laughing*
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Posted by Ramo

<Person> OMFG My Girlfriend is having an epileptic fit i've gtg!

<Raid Leader> Ok man hope shes ok.

<Person> Well it's only a mild one i guess I can stay a bit longer.

<Raid Leader> Dude?!?!?!?
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Posted by Vadir

So me and a druid m8 go to Balinda to wait for the horde

Druid - Some are coming.

Me - Are the horde cuming now??

Druid - YEAH!!!!!

Druid - lol

Me - rofl

Druid - LOL oh shit I mean coming, they're COMING!! lmao
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Posted by Musiconwax

[Party Member 1] is tit gonna harder after this boss?

[Party Member 2] idk, cop a feel after and let us all know...i don't have tits

[Party Member 3] LOL

[Party Member 3] HOLLY SHIT

[Party Member 3] THATS THE FUNNY+++++++++++++++++++++++
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Posted by Zarlog

at the football game Netherlands vs Italie whel in BT.

Warrior: Forza Italy
<Warrior has left the raid group>
Raid leader (dutch): No more cheering for italy.
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