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Posted by Checker in [General Chat]

Warlock in trade: "Can someone cummon me to Shattrath?"
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Posted by Neura in [NPC and Quests]

Just completed a quest:

A Little Slime Goes a Long Way completed
Neura has earned the achievement Ambassador of the Alliance!
You are now Exalted with the Gnomeregan Exiles
You have now earned the title 'Ambassador Neura'


A little slime surely did go a long way!
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Posted by LOLZ in [General Chat]

in trade this happened

"WOW in the past 2 months my Penis grew 4 inches!"

"So its 4 inches now?"
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Posted by RoflKipz in [Guild Names]

<Pwntato Chips>

and there was a guy named "Pissed" with the guild of <WTB Friends>

Also,

<GodZilla Your Japan>
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Posted by Christmas comes in [General Chat]

Jingle bells, undead smells, tauren screams and yells, orcs have boobs and trolls are noobs and blood elves are just gay, YAY!
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Posted by divizor in [Raids and Parties]

We did Kara one time...and there was a guy Brokenhorn
Raid Chat
Me:c'mon let's rush
All:yeah come one i don't have all night!
Brokenhorn:Can't you be quiet for a moment?I'm watching TV
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Posted by Roth in [Guild Names]

R Kelly PVPed on Me
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Posted by Stellavirgin in [General Chat]

In the General channel of Durotar, players were talking about halloween costumes...

Player A: So what are you guys dressing up as?
Player B: Zombified Abraham Lincoln
Player C: A 1980's serial killer

Me: An investment banker.

Player A: Now THAT's scary!

(lots of lols)
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Posted by Hino in [General Chat]

Guildie asked the guild one day

Guldie: How do red neck play wow? really?

Me: Well i think when they where hunting one day, they shot a deer, went to go skin it then gut it, and found the world of warcraft CD's inside of it and was like. 'Hey we have a puter we can put tis on'
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Posted by Hino in [General Chat]

Heroism the next male enhancers
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