World of Warcraft Funny Quotes - Latest

Kara Raid:-
Tank: Heal me, HEAL ME
(Combat Log)
Shaman:
Heals Totem 5876
Heals Totem 5989
Crit Heal Totem 7245
Raid ended due to wipe

[i]Healadin asks for lead to invite some guildies,
after the Nth wipe at heroic Murmur.[/i]

Skarr: Sorry, guess this is not happening.
[i]You are no longer part of this groups instance.[/i]
Me: Wtf, man!!
[i]Skarr is ignoring you.
(I whispered his guild master, and explained.
He then invites me back, while Skarr is gone.
Skarr then whispers me.)[/i]
Skarr: Sorry about that, I was an ass.
Skarr: Can I join your guild?

[i]I lol'ed, but the moron was still ignoring me.[/i]

<Anubis eater of children>

First time we were on our way to Mother Shahraz:


[Raid leader:] Oh! AOE-pack to the left... and one to the right!

[Enhance Shammy:] Lets pull them together and have a pool party!

I saw this rogue named: Backstabbath

One of the best names I've seen in a while.

Ah, Alliance trade chat...

Player1: Shattrath is cool!
Player2: /who player1
Player3: Your lvl five and in ironforge, NOT shattrath.
Player1: Yes I am!
*Player1 has gone offline*
Player1: That was my alt.

In AV chat, Alliance side.

Player 1: "Sometimes I can take 6 hordies all by myself."

Player 2: "Sometimes I grow wings and fly to Africa."

From a quest in nagrand:

You must search the dung for the digested remnants of the Nagrand caracoli. From this bean I am able to make a tablet that will aid you in your battle against the restless forces of nature.

Me to a warrior: Are you a tank?
Warrior: Yes im fury, but i can wear a shield...

Random Player in the LFG: Need RESTO paladin