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Posted by Amy in [General Chat]

This is the wonderful 5v5 tactic our leader explained over vent ^^:
"Ok, this is the plan: Attack as fast as you can because Bscorpion will get dc"
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Posted by Ushamura in [General Chat]

I had been wandering around IF untill...

[N00B]: wure iz t xput chntr?

[1337-dud3]: ...Did you try going to first grade? You have to do that first. Then you can...um..(o.o)"..Bye
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Posted by Joshyboy in [General Chat]

[Urmom]: Anyone wanna tank ramparts?

[Me]: Sure ill tank urmom.

[other ppl]:lol
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Posted by BAM in [Raids and Parties]

<Me> Man i cant believe your name hasn't been changed.
<Lubbadabagina> Ya i know man they even made Tigolbitties change but now me.

The next day.

<Me> Who the hell is tharyn?

<Tharyn> They made me change my name...
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Posted by Amrizzle in [Raids and Parties]

One day on Arch the main tank dies and arch starts spamming finger of death. First he target s a rogue. A vent conversation follows.

<Raid Leader> What happened there guys?

<Rogue> Arch fingered my ass*in background you hear his mother shout "WHAT?!"

many laughs followed.
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Posted by relaxis in [General Chat]

I caught a gnome rogue with no HP at lvl 20, I was level 31. He was dancing for his life.

Me - So little Gnome, what will it be, cake or death?

Gnome - Er...cake?

Me - sorry, we're OUT OF CAKE

Pew pew - dead gnome.

lols all round
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Posted by relaxis in [General Chat]

Me - So little gnome, cake or death?

Ally Gnome - Er...cake?

Me - sorry, we're OUT OF CAKE

*Pyroball*

Gnome dies.
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Posted by ??? in [NPC and Quests]

ever noticed in UC in trade quarter that the bat handler and his assistant are called Michael and Peter Garrett? hmmm
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Posted by Ozlem in [Guild Names]

<The I in Team>

One man guild lol
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Posted by SonZero Guy in [General Chat]

Me: Dont Team with (Rogue X)! He's an anal bead!!
Player1: lol why so did he ninja?
RogueX: LOL told you i was gonna roll - i like wands...i save em in my bank
Me: Exactly - he popped in, popped out and took some shit with him.
Player2: OMFG Gross
Player3: Hes an anal bead...WITH LAZERS *Pew* *Pew!*
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