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World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

If you pay attention to NPC names or chats you will find quite a few of them are funny!

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Posted by ???

ever noticed in UC in trade quarter that the bat handler and his assistant are called Michael and Peter Garrett? hmmm
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Posted by Ayenaw

There's an auctioneer in Booty Bay called O'Reely, and another in UC called Yarly.

"O rly? ..Ya rly!"

gettit?
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Posted by almae

From a quest in nagrand:

You must search the dung for the digested remnants of the Nagrand caracoli. From this bean I am able to make a tablet that will aid you in your battle against the restless forces of nature.
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Posted by Karde

Warrior Trainer in IF: A Palidan that thinks he is a warrior, ha!
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Posted by Calios

I'm a Warlock , dressed like a t5 mage with void hat , i was on my warlock mount.

"Guy": Can u please make Telport to Darnasus?
"Me": Sure just give me a few sec i will make a mage ...
"Guy": OK
5 min later
"Guy": Did u made this mage for teleport !? I pay 2 g

I rofled so much ...
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Posted by Choylayfut

I talk to the Master Blacksmith NPC in Shattrah

Her: A strong weapon is no good if you dont live long enough to wield it, shaman.

Me: /cry
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Posted by Ben1

Goblin in ungoro named Shizzle

new flight master in rebelcamp named nizzle

>.>
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Posted by ???

Me: Man, check out the name of this quest (Link quest: Outland Sucks!)

Guild Member: It damn well does!
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Posted by bloodrocuted

HA! I CRUSHED AN APPLE, FRUIT VENDOR! THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST!!!
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Posted by KORUPT

if your ever in lower city go by the fuit vendor and wait a few seconds. you should see another NPC start yelling at the fruit vendor. stuff like "of course you know this is war fruit vendor"
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