World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

ever noticed in UC in trade quarter that the bat handler and his assistant are called Michael and Peter Garrett? hmmm

There's an auctioneer in Booty Bay called O'Reely, and another in UC called Yarly.

"O rly? ..Ya rly!"

gettit?

From a quest in nagrand:

You must search the dung for the digested remnants of the Nagrand caracoli. From this bean I am able to make a tablet that will aid you in your battle against the restless forces of nature.

Warrior Trainer in IF: A Palidan that thinks he is a warrior, ha!

I'm a Warlock , dressed like a t5 mage with void hat , i was on my warlock mount.

"Guy": Can u please make Telport to Darnasus?
"Me": Sure just give me a few sec i will make a mage ...
"Guy": OK
5 min later
"Guy": Did u made this mage for teleport !? I pay 2 g

I rofled so much ...

I talk to the Master Blacksmith NPC in Shattrah

Her: A strong weapon is no good if you dont live long enough to wield it, shaman.

Me: /cry

Goblin in ungoro named Shizzle

new flight master in rebelcamp named nizzle

>.>

Me: Man, check out the name of this quest (Link quest: Outland Sucks!)

Guild Member: It damn well does!

HA! I CRUSHED AN APPLE, FRUIT VENDOR! THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST!!!

if your ever in lower city go by the fuit vendor and wait a few seconds. you should see another NPC start yelling at the fruit vendor. stuff like "of course you know this is war fruit vendor"