World of Warcraft Funny NPC Quotes

HA! I CRUSHED AN APPLE, FRUIT VENDOR! THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST!!!

if your ever in lower city go by the fuit vendor and wait a few seconds. you should see another NPC start yelling at the fruit vendor. stuff like "of course you know this is war fruit vendor"

Line from the uldaman quest:
"Your planet has been scheduled for revisitation."

Quest from chain in Netherstorm:
"Potential for Brain Damage = High"

From quest text that gives a guy in the outhouse in Searing Gorge:

"And.. uhh.. bring me some silk cloth. For... for nothing."

From the lock infernal quest, the dudes imp jsut says one line after Nibby summons the gaint chicken: "Nibby, your an idiot."

In the alliance Ony chain when you turn in a quest to Blovar, and he tells you to speak to Katrina Prestor, who is standing right near him. When you talk to her, she's like (paraphrase), "I was standing right here next to Bolvar, you idiot, I know what's up."

Dragonmaw Race: Wing Commander Ichman:
"Three years I spent in that hell hole. Three years a prisoner of war to the damnable Frostwolf Clan. Made to sit in their tower and listen to them endlessly whine about the bridge to Dun Baldar. About how it's "unfair" that blah, blah, blah, blah... War isn't fair! To hell with 'em all!"

Quest from Master Smith Burninate in Searing Gorge: "What the Flux"

Title of the quest that you get in IF:
"Ineptitude + Chemicals = Fun"